What the shit?

Ooh, I like that!

Combine everything into two branches:

Overheard in the bathroom last week, “We’re not in the military, we’re in the Air Force!”

I hate the USAF.

Robbie, you’re talking about a country where the poorest households have multiple cars, flat screen TVs, and enough left over to get fucked up.

But other than that?

Maybe not as much of an uproar as you might think.

...wind up arguing with lesbians about yogurt flavors.

I’m OK with it if the Canadians caught me trying to blow shit up.

Shut your trap, fuckhead.

We can move on to that once we figure out the plural of Lexus.

This simplest solutions are usually the best.

Good points, but that doesn’t mean we want the Russians to have it.

We can debate the strength of various treaties, and whether or not we’re willing to start a world war over certain aggressions. Taiwan, for example.

I watched this the other day, and his quote at the end of it really stuck with me. Seems dead on, not only in the context of the Syrian situation, but conflict at any level.

Vidalia has an air show?

Illegal aliens? Do you work for Nakatomi?

I thought they only made a couple.

I sorta liked it when he made college admission based on merit rather than skin color.