Does the plastic rat in the can come with the car? Man, if so, I might have to change my vote...

I don't even want to think about trying to get into this weirdo's head to figure out those numbers.

Agreed.

You didn't mention that if you can figure out what the tail number (17129) means he'll knock off $500. $500!!! Man, if you can talk him down another $17,000, that be some deal. Ultimate 24 Hours of Lemons car.

If you read Bin Laden's writings, I think you'll find this exact car mentioned as one reason to attack us. USA USA USA!

I've not been "muddin" before but I've seen the trucks, covered in mud, being trailered home on Sunday afternoons—A common sight here in Eastern Missouri (Motto: Show Me the KKK!). Most of the trucks are F150s, Chevy trucks and Jeeps. I've seen rock climbing on Speed and it is much the same. How fun would it be to go…

I have no internet skillz but that is a great idea.

This and diving.

Motocross

Dear Aimersoft:

In the midwest you can sometimes find them but they've either been used for snow plow duty or they are more rust than car.

I was about to say, "Hey, I saw one recently, my friend in college had one..." and then realized that was 14 motherfraking years ago. I'm so old.

There is a 1995 for sale not far from me. It's beat to shit, has more miles than God and they want...wait for it...$5000.

I don't understand why Bugatti needs special editions. They make all their cars custom anyway, right? Why not call each car a special edition and name it after the buyer? The "Simon Cowell" edition, the "Saudi Prince" edition or "Rapper De Jour" edition?

While the seller doesn't seem to know that he doesn't have a Tacoma, at least he took pictures of the rust. I hate when you see an online ad (Craigslist is the worst for this) and while the text talks about a rust spot or a little bit of body damage, the pictures show half of the trunk interior or the headliner or one…

How can NASCAR be the most popular motor sport in America and not this? There was more excitement in that clip than all the short track races NASCAR does in a year.

Crack pipe...although, I bet a lot of that marker would just buff out. Repaint this, fix the engine, throw a 2008 Lamborghini into the deal and maybe you've got a deal worth thinking about..

One man's dream car is another man's vomit inducing abomination. Still...that interior is in really nice shape; if you buy this you will be the most comfortable guy at the rock climb. And isn't that worth $12,500 all by itself?

I agree. Finding a non rusty old Subaru is nearly impossible but they look even better with a dent or two and dirty from driving off road. My old 1988 DL (RIP Rusty Bucket) was one of the most reliable cars I've owned and it was covered in dirt, dents and multiple colors of Rustoelum.

Worst engine EVER? What about the... or how about the... damn, you're right.