Many people say rally drivers are crazy but they are the definition of sane compared to their fans. Who needs a guard rail when you have thirty or so people to stop your car from going off the road?

There is something so American..sorry, 'Merican...about putting an engine that sticks out of the top of the engine bay into ANYTHING, 1960s Muscle Car or European sports car or 1990s Japanese Econobox. 'Merica, F*ck Yeah! This thing couldn't be more 'Merican if it was painted red, white and blue and blasting a Toby…

That has to be "unintended acceleration." Funny, Audi 5000s look really different in Kuala Lumpur.

What? No love for Alan "Cameron" Ruck? What about Mia "Sloane" Sara? I'm sure Jeffery "Principal Rooney" Jones was too busy watching and making child porn to be in the commercial.

No, sir, you are not.

They do all that work and don't change the wheels? Weird.

Good be a good price: the amount of drugs stashed in it might be well over $3000. Buy it, sell the drugs and then have a bonfire as you KILL THIS THING WITH FIRE. Fun and profit FTW.

You can totally tell this isn't Europe: there aren't enough Vespas and 1.0 liter hatchbacks.

This is nothing compared to the product placement in Fringe, Bones, Eureka, and others. I don't mind product placement as it means less commercials (hopefully). I especially like if the writers make it a goof when they are forced to add sales brochure copy in their screenplays.

Missouri would be the two toned dark brown and light brown or dark blue and baby blue mid 80's GM full sized truck.

Here is one: Lamborghini Murciélago LP670-4 SuperVeloce fitted with a ski rack. Here is a link to the Jalopnik story if the picture doesn't work: [jalopnik.com]

My wife has weird tastes in cars. I hope she never sees this story or she'll be saying, "But you like cars and looking for parts! How hard could it *really* be to find the parts and fix something that neat looking?"

Man, Asians get all the cool minivans.

Anyone voting Crack Pipe doesn't have several kids and hasn't been sheepishly eyeing newish minivans and noticing they all suck. Nice Price and although I would personally spend the money on a nice mid 80s Toyota Van, this would be awesome too.

If my 5 year old had $2K, he'd buy this crack pipe in a second. I'd spend $2k on anything else. Maybe a mid 80s Toyota Van and paint it like Filmore.

The Bieber mobile is fine by me: give a sixteen year old a car that powerful and he'll be dead/in jail so fast all our heads will spin.

At first I thought Dodge was going to sue Hyundai for stealing the Dart name but now I think Hyundai is going to sue Dodge for stealing their styling.

My first thought when I saw the main picture was "What the Hell?!" But then I read the article and thought, WTF?!

That's as ugly as sin and not nearly as fun.

You could live through the end of the world with one of those.