Crack pipe. It looks like he does good work but just because you sculpt beautiful works of art out of camel shit doesn't mean anyone is going to buy it.

While I love Corvettes, this is CP. Sure, he doubled the horsepower but did he do anything else with the engine/transmission? Is it going to over heat or grenade the transmission the first time you abuse the loud petal?

No "fiery death" comments?

True...very very true...

I think I spot a little bit of rust under the hood.

Kristen Bell: "makes me act retarded" awesome. LeBaron: stupid. The pose they made her get into for that picture: double stupid retarded. What is she doing, getting ready for a breast cancer self exam?

At least the three door hatchback version looked like an egg or something someone with no imagination would dream up as a futuristic car. The sedan is ultra boring.

The only good thing about them is that if you blow out a tire you can replace the wheel with one from a shopping cart.

Yo, dude, quit Bogarting the tube! Your other drunken friends want to go for a ride/commit suicide.

I imagine this conversation taking place at GM:

I think this is someone's "baby" and the wife wants him to get rid of it. So he puts it up for sale at a crazy high price and after a few weeks tells her, "Sorry, honey, I guess no one wants it."

Are you trying to tell me the Chevy Celebrity Eurosport isn't European?!

This is the perfect thing for the guy who already has a old Beetle with a Rolls front end but now has a few kids to cart around.

This thing has an ass that only a hick mom could love.

I might have if my family didn't watch each episode three and four times a week.

Slip on headphones, pump up the volume and this will be perfect to watch while my wife watches Glee.

Crack pipe if it's my money but I would totally drive it if someone gave it to me. This is the ultimate sleeper car: pull up to a stoplight and race almost anything; even if you lose, the fact that you kept up with the car next to you will shame the other guy for years. And you'll look so cool if you beat them...right…

I'm voting crack pipe but I got say the flames aren't THAT bad; well done and the blue over black is better than bright yellow and red over...almost any color.

Great, now I have something new to have nightmares about. Me driving this naked to a test I haven't studied for with President Newt in the back partying with a giant spider are all going to greet me when I fall asleep tonight.

Even in the 90s many of the video games were from the 80s so the sounds didn't really change that much from about 86 on. Stolen cigarettes, underage necking and bullies: I so don't miss childhood. (I didn't do a lot of necking so that might have been nice but still...)