I think my Dad's golf cart has bigger wheels than that.

And once again we prove that "old Volvo wagon" is the correct answer to any question.

"well-heeled Nissan collector and missing a decent example of an F10 from my collection."

We had a 77 F10 when I was growing up, a coupe. It was a yellowly/greeny color and...that was about all I can remember about it now; I was 3 at the time, what do you want from me? My dad traded it in 4 years later for a 280ZX. Much better car.

You got it! Another example: you're about to marry an incredibly ugly girl who is also very rich then the wedding falls through. A totally Camaro moment.

The English language needs a word that means "combination of dissapointment and relief." Maybe we can just use "Camaro."

You spend that much time/money on this hunk of junk and you don't touch the interior (besides a steering wheel wrap)? I was so looking forward to the puke tsunami of awfulness inside and it's just gray crappy GM. Boo!

My computer is prudish: just as the girl was about to put the condom on the sucker a box popped up to tell me the battery is almost dead. Perfect timing and the box was just the right size and shape to cover the NSFW part.

You forgot the part where people who have nothing to do with you loot and set fire to the downtown of a major city. U-S-A! U-S-A!

My wife grew up with cars like this and she hates them. $6500 is too much just to play a joke on her, SRT4 or not. Crack pipe.

The only question being which one would hold the most stuffed Garfield dolls. I bet you can get a few more in the Town and Country and that might sell it for the PT Cruiser crowd.

Brakes.

prairie dogs are well known pervs.

So, so sad...I loved my 1996 (RIP) but I wouldn't buy a new one. With something that big it should have a third row seat and then the size would make more sense.

I almost bought a 1991 Cimarron back in 1994, it would have been my second car. I should have, not because it was great but because it would make every car I owned after it seem that much better.

The new Subaru Outback. What started out as a cool alternative to a SUV is now a SUV. Huge and Ugly.

While I think you have a point, I think that most people are angry at her for rejecting a guy for his nerdiness, not because he was ugly or had a bad personality. It's not shallow to reject someone as a friend or as a lover because you don't find them attractive or don't like their personality (things that matter) but…

Did she mention she was a shallow bitch on her OKCupid profile?

This is kind of refreshing. It's more honest than having a girl in 3 square inches of fabric. Dealers get the girls 99% naked so you'll come in to buy their cars; this place just went that extra step and said, "You want naked girls? Here's a naked girl. Now buy a Golf."

True but it doesn't mean I have to like it.