That makes sense since I even thought, "That looks like a photoshop." Should have spent two more seconds looking at it. Still, I'm backing my rant: a Bentley SUV will suck.

While I like the car in general, the price seems to be a bit high, especially for something you're only going to drive a few months out of the year. Crack Pipe.

The Bentley SUV is an abomination: not only does Bentley not need a SUV, it looks horrible. Why spend the 100's of thousands they're going to ask for it when you could just buy a Yukon and save a bundle? Or do like a lot of people and stick a Bentley front end on any old full sized American SUV? That's all it looks…

These cars are so fun. My best friend has one and her only complaint is that it lacks get up and go. Seems this guy fixed that. Nice Price.

I laugh every time I see the map up there. Hope your cat is ok, they tend to freak out with this kind of stuff.

You're probably right.

This was my first thought. See the Arch, have lunch downtown in one of dozens of awesome restaurants and keep heading west on Highway 40 and hit Forest Park: zoo, museums and golf, and a lot of it is free.

Went here as a kid and loved it. Can't wait to take my kids there soon. Plus, there are lots of other cool natural things to see nearby. Awesome bridge is awesome.

Jalopnik: If the #1 car on the list isn't Mazda Miata, it's 240 Volvo Wagon. Just as it should be.

My 88 Caviler Z24 attracted white trash skanks like little else when I was in college. There's a lot to be said about the ability to get easy girls on a moment's notice. And it was cheap to run so I had plenty of money for condoms, which are important when you're getting with local skanks in a college town.

This looks like someone stuck Ferrari parts on a Mitsubishi Starion. Probably worth about as much as a used Starion too. CP

I figured someone would have beaten me to it. As an adult I realize they're uncomfortable, break down a lot and are impossible to park but as a kid, the Lamborghini Countach was better than a spaceship...a sexy, sexy spaceship.

$2500?! Hell, get it just so years from now you can say, "Yeah, back when I had a Maserati..." at parties and look like a pompous ass. But a pompous ass with a Maserati...which makes you sound rich and skanky girls love themselves some pompous rich ass guys.

wow...Think they could find some more things to paint purple?

Bad time for a misstep: not only is TCS horrible, TG:USA had one of their best shows yet on Sunday. Not all PR is good PR.

Well said, I agree 100%.

If you get the driver job, see if they need a co driver. Or someone to go out and adjust those mirrors (they don't look electric) or whatever they need. I'm free...

I felt the same way. The wheels are a quick fix but those mirrors...

You are in rare form tonight. Keep them coming.

Why isn't this Monday's Nice Price/Crack Pipe?