1974 kinda sucked but here's one bright spot: VW Rabbit Mk1. It would go on to spawn the Golf and then the Golf GTI and all that. And, I think it still has that nerd cool look to it.

I'm all for "What the fuck, you're kidding me" becoming this month's "Why did you turn!?"

Good catch.

2nd Gear...This is Chrysler we're talking about: if the car stops working completely in the first 90 days, can I bring it back and we'll just call it even? No harm, no foul, right?

Thanks for the info! Now in the future when this happens, I can just say, "You're being an asshole" and leave it at that.

This same kinda thing happened to me: I saw an online ad, printed it out and brought it to the dealer. The car was good, the salesman liked the deal, took it to his boss and then the manager came out and said, "I didn't know they were advertising that car so low. We're going to have to add $1000 to make the deal."…

As pretty as their cars are now, Astons of old were pretty fugly. This looks like someone bought a 200sx and went to the junk yard and started seeing what random body parts would fit on without much modification.

"Recording Industry Chairman Named to Lead Automotive Trade Group."

There is a good chance that your pic of an Encore is the one my wife had when we met. There weren't that many sold so the chances are that might be her's. If that POS is still running...kinda doubt it.

Mmmmm...Oil and rust cobbler...just like mom used to make.

When you can say, "Even Bentley owners have better taste than that," you know you've fallen pretty far down the hole of bad taste. Crack pipe.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR! Chrysler is a fine American company that...well, they were owned by the Germans for a while but they...and now the Italians own them...but they started here in America and...wait, they wouldn't honor the warranty after only TWO years and your paint was coming off?! Man, fuck them. Fuck them right in…

Icky-poo. And to think that a lot of people buy these special edition Corvettes as investment opportunities. Even in the future this will be an eyesore of a car.

"Vomit" is just a good way to describe the Aztec in general.

They might as well have parked them across three handicap parking spots, just like they'll be parked in the real world.

There are so many idiots out there that even when you are trying to be funny it sounds like something a real idiot would say.

Do you really think people who act/think that way would actually type out their mispronunciation of a word?

Yeah, I was trying to have a funny here on the international interwebs.

First of all, this is 'Merica, we speak Merican here so stop with all the Swedish or whatever you're speaking in this here tape. Second: the Germans parallel park A LOT faster than I do.

This is a reminder that everyone we see everyday is a real person. Even the troglodyte with the Confederate flag sticker on his cab and "Show me your tits" written in the dirt on the back of his trailer.