Too small.

Yes, that would make asshat ride complete. Of course, I'd have to coat them in 24K gold first.

Spinners for the asshat win! Especially if they match the shitty color of your car.

This is the one car I wanted as a kid that I still want. Sorta; I can't grow a mullet anymore so I don't know if I would be able to drive one anyway. Also, just having this in your garage would be a bad sign for a lot of people. If they find it in your garage, no matter how much you say, "No, I'm not a Burt Reynolds…

Ford F650 SUV or, as this one is called, a XUV, which I can only guess is stands for Xtereme Utility Vehicle.

They won't. They'll make it however their bosses say and call it a 550 and morons will buy it. So sad, this could be a really cool car (the original was awesome) but I wouldn't count on it.

That's still bigger than a Scion iQ.

Black would be better to go with the blood red splash on the hood.

Oh, deal! Where do I sign up!

Well, I do shave my head already and...NO! I just can't, I look horrible in paper pants.

Man, I'd love one of these for my phone but not enough to join the Apple Cult.

"Bit of a buzz kill." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

And cops wonder why some people cheer when cops die. What an asshole. He makes all good cops (the one or two out there that aren't just looking for any excuse to shot someone) look bad.

Seeing as GM and Ford are (FINALLY!) doing something right and making cars that people other than "I ain't buyin' no forein car!" people want to buy, it would be a shame to see them fall into fighting each other and Hyundai sneak in become the biggest car maker in the world without really trying.

After reading his latest book, I would guess this was an actual Bob Lutz quote.

Big clap for you, (I'm assuming) sir!

Are we sure he was parking illegally? He plays like he's crippled most of the time.

The kid didn't do anything wrong. When I first started reading the article, I thought this was going to be the hoon of the day.

Yes, silly me, how could I forget?

Who needs to wait for the Apocalypse? I want one of these now.