The whole reason to get a kit car is to impress people (or delude yourself). While the guy did a nice looking job (even the interior is nice) anyone who knows what a Veyron is will know it's a fake because the engine is in the wrong place and anyone who doesn't know what a Veyron is wouldn't be impressed anyway. He…

If there's a car to insult your own daughter in, it's the Chevy Cruze. Way to pick 'em, Alec.

Two things about Scarpar Power Board video: First, "I hold the world speed record on a snowboard" sounds like something someone says to you right before they say "Do you want fries with that?" Second: The cord that runs from your hand to the board to adjust the speed looks like it would get ripped right out of your…

I've noticed that too.

Rarity factor aside, the cost of parts and, more importantly, frustration of finding those parts for this car is making me vote Crack Pipe. With a car that doesn't exactly have reliability printed on the hood, the frustration of having it sit idle for weeks while you look for the parts to fix it is going to make…

My brother in law lives in Jefferson City MO and they've recently replaced several four way stops with roundabouts. He says people are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. "The end times are upon us, they've made it easier to get about the city!" Seeing as how most of the citizens of Jefferson City are brain dead hicks (not…

Want to get divorced but don't have the balls to actually tell the wife "I want a divorce?" Just buy this, park it in front of the house and she'll start all the divorce paperwork in less than 24 hours. And with a sweet ride like this, you'll be up to your neck in new skanks in no time.

The racer in blue does a good impersonation of a Danica Patrick post crash fit. So cute...

You don't need an excuse to post that. That needs to be the universal background for the internet.

If bees go extinct who will make honey? Without honey, what will little old ladies use to sweeten their tea? Without little old ladies, we won't have grandmas. What have you got against grandmas, buddy?!

No offense, Albert was a smart guy and all but his area of expertise was physics and such, why should we care what he said about bees? I'm not saying bees aren't important (they are) but why quote Einstein? Why not quote a bee expert or someone in the bee/plant/earth survival area of knowledge? Also, why are we…

This story just reinforces what I've seen with my own eyes many times: the cops don't have any idea what the laws are. Sure, they know the big ones (murder, driving 120 in a 30, etc) but the little ones have cops giving/not giving tickets on their own whim and since most people don't have the time/care enough to fight…

Rarely do I groan out loud when reading something on the internet. Well done, sir, well done.

This guy's car is one Ferrari 458 you actually want to see catch on fire.

This was my first thought as well. It's unique and there is plenty of space for your friends and your stuff. Plus it can go anywhere the party might be.

I love the irony of making fun of someone for misspelling a word and then having a typo in that same sentence. Or is "dome detailing" a new type of detailing of which I am unaware?

Great, there goes yet another 97 Buick. What are all the aging baby boomers supposed to drive if all the lushes are out crashing all the Buicks?

You stole my thoughts. These woman at least look like they eat.

For all of those who say they wouldn't take this car if someone paid them, you're nuts. Yes it's ugly and over the top and complete Crackpipe (we're voting it 96%+ CP as I type this) but if someone paid me a bit of cash to take ownership I would. Hell, if just to drive it to my conservative family's houses out in the…

If you are buying this because you can't afford a better Ferrari, you can't afford a Ferrari period. $29,500 is how much you're going to be paying in repairs and usual upkeep the first couple of years you own it. It might look cool, but if it back fires and smokes constantly, the trailer trash girls you want to pick…