@JalopJeff: That is the biggest Woody I've ever seen!

@JalopJeff: TMI...

@Baby Beater Benz is a decent DD: Unfortunately, the kind of guys who are attracted to a girl only for her ass/tits seem to be attracted to tramp stamps.

@Baby Beater Benz is a decent DD: Scissor doors are like a tramp stamp. "Hey, check out that good looking girl over there...oh, tramp stamp. Nevermind."

The Lambo doors are the icing on this turd cake. Crackpipe.

@Ethan Kerr: Doesn't seem that bad.

The family had a Ford LTD Wagon for many years and a Ford Conversion Van (84 or 86) but I "grew into a man" in the front seat of my 88 Caviler Z24 with a girl I worked with at Worlds Of Fun one summer and two other girls after that. For as sucky as that car was, it sure got me laid a lot.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TURN?!

The Cadillac Cimarron lives!

Why am I suddenly hungry for McDonald's?

Why don't they import the cool mini-minivans from Europe and Asia? Those little microbuses would be perfect for a family of 4 or 5. Or even just people with big dogs.

@ThelynXAZ: I haven't been inside a new one so it's nice to hear they are making some changes to them, just not the outside. Still, if you're the best selling car in your home country, why mess with it?

@Bueller: I surprised how little it's changed in a decade. It doesn't look that much different than my 2001.

Hey, the 7 year old V70 I bought in 2008 only had 85,000 miles. Lets get the facts straight here.

@Elhigh: "The Unnamed Van" sounds like something H.P. Lovecraft would write if he was around today and slumming it on Jalopnik.

For a guy with three kids and a giant dog, this thing would rock. Pack up the kiddos and the pup, still have room for a cooler and sports equipment and head to the park in style. NP

The body and the dash remind me of 1980s Subarus and as I'm a die hard Subaru fan, I've gotta go Nice Price. Plus you are almost certainly going to have the only one on the block.

@zekestone: They stack up just fine: after they roll over a few times, you can easily stack three or four on top of each other without worrying about them falling over.

@TampaRon: Actually, I'm bisexual and I knew one of the guys in VW. And sometimes stereotypes are there because some people fall into them.

@izzor: Not really. This goes to the heart of this question: are pricks (or lesbians) attracted to BMWs (or Foresters) or do BMWs/Foresters make people pricks/lesbians?