Not if Chowder declares "non-restricted area" before the play. But in that case, Cousins might have previously touched the "no non-restricted area" pole. Unless this was on a Tuesday. Then Chowder has to sing the "I'm Sorry I Tried to Take a Charge" song. Oh wait, this isn't Calvinball.

Dude, are you fucking kidding me? You have obviously never been an artist before. The work you produce when you first debut is completely different from the art you create once you are established and find your signature style. The art of FFVII is wholly indicative of the era in which is was created, and it set a…

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I—OH GOD, HELP, MY LEGS, HE'S PULLING THEM RIGHT OUT OF THEIR—OH GOD! WHY AM I STANDING NEXT TO A TRO—OH GOD, MY FACE, MY BEAUTIFUL, NON-EXISTENT FACE! HELP!

The way the movie played out, Superman had no choice but to kill Zod. It almost wasn't even murder. It was more like suicide by Superman.

Can't the sequels simply establish that he's remorseful for having killed someone and vows never to do it again? I mean they pretty much gave Superman a Vash the Stampede vs Legato moment Man of Steel.

Really!!! So then fucking explain to me going all the way back to the 50s why the fuck Superman has killed AT LEAST 19 people, PRE-CRISIS not counting the countless "thugs" he killed in the early days.....

Just like Deadspin to tear down a guy like Jones. You guys are always looking for the fault in our stars.

Better get them after the Simpsons, tOO!

Not trying to insult you but he has to maintain alpha status with the animals and that may appear abusive. However, if he doesn't treat them rough or stand his ground, they will take over...possibly with some seriously detrimental results. A grizzly will tolerate most interactions such as this (a clear case of size…

If you're trolling, you're doing a good job. If not, you're a moron.

Go hug a tree. You haven't a clue.

I can guarantee you that the slap the bear received felt like nothing to him, it was more like a firm "you better behave" action. The problem is that the bear one day might think it is a game and slap back and then it is game over. This guy is trying to assert himself as the alpha, which he is since he's the…

The bear hit him first. If he lets that bear punk him then his life is in danger.

u srs right now?

Ha. Peasant. Get on my 1Gb/s level.

Pfft, peasant :P

Yes.

Speak for yourself.

Then why did you click the link? Just to bitch?

But hey, that's just a theory... A GAME theory!