I was pretty proud of it, but if no one comments on the It’s Always Sunny link it was all in vain

Well shit, what I’m I going to post tomorrow now?

Remember when I said we were going to fix broken motorcycle journalism? Meet the guy who’s going to lead the charge. Sean MacDonald comes to us from RevZilla’s Common Tread blog and he’ll be our point man at Lanesplitter from now on. Please give him a warm Jalopnik welcome!

Can't imagine why they called it the D-Air rather than th D-Bag

“While all of this has been developed specifically for the 500X, because the bike series is modular, a lot of the bits will bolt up to the other models in the 500 range.”

AN ULTRA4 SPOTLIGHT WOOOOOOT. We are near complete with our build, we wont be racing Ultra4 but the rig is 100% built for it. We went with a great company called Genright for the entire build. These guys are amazing and can answer any question you can throw at them. Ask me how I know :) The YJ is nearing…

She obviously bristled at the notion of having to do a second run.

I present to you Mojo the Pug. Full name, Mojo Billy Bob.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!