Setting aside the legitamate whitewashing that would involve replacing him with Kevin Sorbo... now that I’ve envisioned it, I kind of want to see Roman Peirce as portrayed by Kevin Sorbo.

No, I expect you to die.

Or “Kevin Hart to replace Tyrese Gibson in Fast and Furious franchise”

can he bring Han back again somehow??

As someone that owns a light, cheap sports car, I just learned to embrace the rattles, become with with the road noise and weird sounds

I moved from Alexandria to Durham NC and missed edible (not just good - edible) Vietnamese, Chinese, Ethiopian, Lebanese, Italian, etc., etc., etc. every single day.

Is it just me or has Volkswagen not made an interesting car since the Corrado? I feel like the cars get more bland each year.

The easiest way to be certain is to look at the driver. If he looked like this, it’s a Corvette.

pretty sure that’s a Saturn

Obviously, the glue they used wasn’t super.

I think the screenshot above was a misprint or just Urambo being cheeky.

Surprisingly good resale for these things. The cheapest 2012 Evoque I could find that wasn’t a salvage title was $25,000 and had 78,000 miles.

When I worked as a valet, I found out an alarming number of people don’t care at all. I found so many beers in drivers’ cupholders, and even a solo cup full of vodka once.

Still illegal to drive wasted even if it is a prescription drug. Pills are harder to prove, but weaving all over and failing a field sobriety test will still get you arrested.

You can still get a DUI when on oxy. That doesn’t excuse them.

OG Gran Turismo. You could buy a used car, spend another $50 on an oil change, and you’d gain like 10hp.

I would bet my house that dude owns a sweater with a wolf on the front.

That racist judge is a brunette.

I have a CDL and I just filled out the forms. Let’s see if the contact me. I have a narrow window of when I can help but I offered a week of my time.