I love it!

jesus.....cross the rear straps, dudes.

My pizza dinner is a rapidly depreciating asset.

Tree? What tree?

Bust Bust Bust

Also his appearances on clueless gamer with Conan O’Brien, where he keeps getting invited back whenever they have NFL guys on. I would seriously watch a series that’s just “Marshawn and Gronk do things”.

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

Beware of the early XTerra (2005-2010) radiator internally failing and taking out the automatic transmission. There was a class action case about this that provided some relief, but the deadline for that has long passed by now, IIRC. https://www.ncconsumer.org/news-articles/settlement-reached-in-lawsuit-against-nissan-…

Drove mine in the ocean surf, mud, giant puddles, streams, over rocks, logs, ruts... without issue.

Dumping of two of its heroes’ major love interests in this way indicates that Marvel considers many of its female leads rather disposable, which isn’t great.

I’m sorry. I get sex on my way home? Is this a bad thing? Do I get to pick my “ride”?  

Everyone (every adult, anyway) was a teen at some point. Most of us managed not to murder someone for no good reason. These two have moved way beyond “incredibly misguided.”

Jesus Christ. How worthless of a human being do you have to be to want to steal someone else’s hard earned property and then when you are too inept to use it yourself you have to kill an innocent person?

Mostly White Russians.

There’s a salary floor in the NFL of 90% of the salary cap (averaged over 4 years--so you can spend 88/89/91/92, for example). So if they’re well below the cap then there’s no reason not to burn money as they are doing here.

Popovich/Williams- 2020

Is it too early to start referring to him as “Journeyman Quarterback Brock Osweiler?”

When the guy who uses “the dickens” in a sentence finds it necessary to use “bullshit” in the very next, things are truly messed up.

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!