...does anyone else think he looks suspiciously less like a human and more like an ill-fitting human skin suit being worn by an alien?

Well, he took the job to be the voice for a human garbage bag, so he’s surely accepted that this was going to be the case.

Georgia voted for Drumpf. All six New England states voted Hillary. And Elizabeth Warren represents Massachusetts in the Senate. So there’s that.

Imagine this... Brady’s speech as he accepts MVP trophy: “I have been talking about this with my family, and so at this time I would like to announce my retirement. Thanks to all the fans who voted to award me this MVP trophy and who have rooted for me throughout my career. And to Roger Goodell, I would just like to…

Don’t really want the pats to win but the thought of Goodell handing trophy and MVP to Brady (and hopefully Brady dressing him down) is awfully persuasive.

Someone catch this dude up

Token always has an expiration date.

It’s pronounced prisonah.

Ughhh this is NOT how our accents work. I know we sound ridiculous but just be accurate about it!

And will inevitably play him in the Peter Berg film based on the true story

Participation counts and not everything is about the Super Bowl, dude.

On the flipside (this is anecdotal of course), I know literally nobody who is interested in PC gaming or building a rig.

I did that too when my cat was 14 and she lived to be 20.

Well, then, by all means side with the Russians who want to restrain your civil rights and run you down into poverty. You’re talking with a Romanian here. Have you ever had relatives live under the boot of communist Russia and it’s ideology before? Have you ever had relatives who fought to regain control over…

I know! Who’s a good Football Man? You are! Yes, you are!

We really need to offer workers better pawternity leave.

I don’t follow soccer, but I am now this man’s fan.