I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

Doug pointed out that the vast majority of the attention he got as a result of driving the Ferrari was from guys. Although, that doesn't necessarily makes your point invalid, lol.

Does anyone else think that this could be one of the BEST cities to host an F1 race in the world right now?

Is it just me or does Ken Block need to visit this place?

I'm sorry, but I can't blame this on Mercedes, and this is why:

The trouble with idiot-proofing cars is that they keep making better idiots.

It's a special Boring mode, which all Prius drivers engage when they talk about how their cars are amazing.

If my grandma drove her car into a train, I would be the first person to assume that she did it. I would be upset, but not with her car or trying to figure out who else I can blame. She can't drive and should have sold her car years ago. The fact that she hasn't killed anyone yet still astounds me.

"There was a lot of traffic, and she inched close to the tracks, to the point where the railroad crossing guard arm came down and struck her rear window."

And that's where speculation about the Mercedes shifter comes in. Mercedes' drive-by-wire automatic uses a small, column-mounted shifter that has a neutral center default setting, and then pushes up to engage reverse, and down to engage drive. Brody had the car only a couple months, since December, and it's likely…

No, an idiot who drove into a train is to blame for the accident.

See that? NO PARKING. It clearly says NO PARKING. But the Benz, it just doesn't care. It was programmed to obey all traffic laws, and now it's violated those basic protocols. It doesn't take much of a leap to realize that this means the car has now re-evaluated all human laws, and decided that they no longer apply to…

About 2 minutes later, momma snowwoman came along and saw what happened to her snowkids. Jeep driver is paying for it.

What if they bring beer, and meat ?

My wife started telling all her friends and co-workers that our new house has a lift in the garage, so I will let you know in a few months about this.

The worst one I ever saw (I worked at an aftermarket Euro-centric shop for three years) was an exploded transfer case. The owner must have switched their Jeep Grand Cherokee out of 2H and driven it for a while.

So that's what they look like when they need turning?