The Federation froze all the rebel accounts so they couldn’t pay for the cloud storage space. Come on dude, wars cost money.

For what? It’s Trump, this follows the storyline of his campaign agenda. He’ll interject himself and use it as justification for inane policies. This is his opportunity to change the media conversation away from his election mishaps. We might even get tweets before 3am.

Possibly major terrorist attack and he’s about to be officially voted in. Brace yourself for it.

Can’t argue against that. The new model looks ok, but suicide doors would’ve made it awesome. You wouldn’t even need to try hard to advertise it. Just show the suicide doors wide open and BOOM, my pants are tenting.

Is there an emoji of a poop setting itself on fire?

The fox in that one recent Volvo ad gets me everytime. I don’t even know why he’s in it, but it somehow works for me. Actually, it’s most likely about the power and wonderment of exploration and being one with the wilderness/world. The commercial is very esoteric, but it works for me. I’m already a Volvo fanboy though.

I think the strategic plan is more aspirational for the target market. They need to make Lincoln cool again to the audience you mentioned and they likely came down to these artists being popular among that demographic.

Car ads can still be different while also including the typical product shots as well. The recent Mercedes date in a blizzard ad is good. The old Audi ad with a tow truck driver telling the tale about the elusive car he can never seem to catch in the snow is great. The BMW films project also great. The only car…

Between those 2, ashtray for sure, but burning trash pile could also work.

I thought about going that route, but the more bland orange version is more fitting.

Green cheese? No, Trump’s moon cheese would be Kraft processed American.

I remember one time at the gym a member accidentally took another members keys and drove off in their own Honda Accord. It wasn’t until she got home that she realized they weren’t her keys and came back to exchange them. It was incredible.

Code hop this, bitch!

Love the name!

Palin for Sec. Ed. Watch. Would it even surprise anyone by now?

The XB’s not bad. I drove one around for work a bit and it was a great city vehicle. It’s sparse, but well built, and responsive around town. A lot of space inside, I liked it. You can fit about 12 Asian prostitutes all together without too much cramping. 9 if they’re Russian.

I don’t know. CAFE puts the onus on the auto industry to change. Gas tax punishes people to put the onus on the auto industry to change.

Unfortunately Trump denounces solar and wind power and seems to be pretty big on oil and drilling more. I’m very curious what might happen to the future of the alternative energy and electric vehicle industry

Too bad the GOP now have a majority in the House and Senate, so there won’t be any partisan obstruction to any of his proposals. He’ll also anoint at least 2 Supreme Court Justices, so the GOP will likely have a majority in every major branch of government.