If your gamble involves the Browns, the safe best is always them losing.

Smith’s old enough to get away with it.

Everyone pushes off, the trick is not making it obvious (unless you’re Green-Beckham).

The only painful thing about this car is the erection it gives me.

No

Go for it. The beauty of food is that if it’s genuinely good, no one will give a shit about anything else. Bring your favorite dish that you make best. Even if it’s bad, generally people will appreciate the gesture. Just don’t make anything Grandma makes. You won’t compete. In that case, bring beer as a back up plan.

According to this, I need to upgrade to a 4k projector...

If I’m President... our economy’s gonna be HUUUUGE - Trump

I had the bright idea to do that in my office at work one morning. For some reason, I’m better doing it drunk because I only cause fires when sober. And up it went, under the sprinkler, with me screaming like a girl and trying to stomp it out. And as the cloud of smoke began to clear, I see the owner of the company…

But you know Trump is gonna make it HUUUGE

I 2nd the bananas!

Will fight before Diaz does.

Get rid of the greys. I always look at the pending ones anyways, because some of the best stuff is in there. You should reverse it actually. Put in a “report” button and if a comment gets reported it goes grey and hidden. However, if it receives multiple stars, that would bring it out of the greys. It would also give…

Watching the game last night, I couldn’t help but laugh every time they showed Tomsula. I have nothing against him, and I’m quite surprised how well the D and Hyde played last night. I wish him a long and successful career. Half because of football, and half because he looks like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Because the rest of the people that can appreciate it are too old to dabble on here.

I’ve had that one! It is good.

Surprised being chased isn’t on here. It’s my only recurring dream, doesn’t happen often, and always changes in setting. The only constant is that I’m enjoying myself at an awesome location, then someone is out to kill me and I have to find a way to fight it out.

It’s more clever that way.

I tend to agree. Though I do have a pair of Adidas Han Solos that I’m afraid wear and am waiting to sell for a house one day. Maybe in a galaxy far, far away..

Porsche will take a cue from the other Germans and change the name scheme. 811 = turbo, 911 = turbo s