How shitty does a car have to be to get a poor reliability rating for 2014?

Fucking right! That variety is actually what drew me to advertising in the first place. I'm guessing you're in CA?

Hahahaha.. oh if you're in Cambodia, you're definitely getting ice in your beer. Better hope it's not chipped ice either.

Amateurs.

I think it's more of a SE Asia thing. I didn't see it in Japan, HK, or Macau, but it was very common in Cambodia, Thailand, Laos, and Vietnam. Most likely due to economics more than anything.

Hahahaha... I think anyone who's been in marketing/advertising for longer than a year is jaded. You working client or agency side?

You could make so much money from 30+ year old males Uber....

The AE86 driver better be carrying a cup full of water and drift through every turn if I'm paying! I love the idea though.

Unfortunately, Optimus is probably a Guy Fieri fan.

Good ones do. Unfortunately the vast majority create shit, or get lucky and run the concept into the ground. But yeah.. this is fantastic!

Not bad? It's a fucking fantastic marketing idea! Now someone please remake Cannonball Run with Kate Upton and Sofia Vergara driving the Lamborghini.

The NHTSA should focus more on making sure drivers get adequate sleep and stop becoming a danger to society and themselves. Not much you can do about private citizens, but they can at least affect commercial drivers.

As long as there's another reference to somebody finger popping somebone's asshole, then I'm game. Never heard that before and it was hilarious.

In Japan, this would have whiskers.

Don't forget to try the beach!

I like the cut of her jib.

Expose thine ass, and let ye who be inspired produce song.

Yeah, this definitely wasn't her first time dancing to this song. I pray it won't be the last either.

I'd include Hispanic guys and probably every other nationality, but there was/is definitely a closet for white guys. The more seemingly high brow, the more likely they're in the closet for big butts. Which is fine... less competition for me.