... parking in a public lot without being an asshole?

0-60 in 6.5s and 200hp is not "underpowered" unless you drive some sort of exotic vehicle to work every day. The FR-S/BRZ are not about straight-line speed.

I do not like it on this bus.

By that same concept any large vehicle (dump trucks, semi's, tow trucks, busses) shouldn't be on the road. I also drive a Toyota Supra, and my trucks factory ride height was above the window sill. So if even factory height is not acceptable, then what is? The point is that people need to accept the risks of the…

Would this have been less dangerous if it didn't have soft-close doors?

Being a civilised European, I fail to understand pickups of this size.

Wow, I've been sitting here over an hour trying NOT to respond but I give up. Kid, if your dad could put his stories down on paper he'd sell more FANTASY novels than George R. R. Martin. Running 10-flat at Bandimere in an A/C equipped street legal (and daily driven) car in 1971 is so over the top BS I don't know…

I think your real problem isn't Detroit, it is that Detroit is in Michigan. I was born there and as long as I can remember, Michigan residents are so afraid of anything urban that they dare not ever go to Detroit lest they be attacked by the cast of The Warriors. I have lived all over the country and the ubiquitous…