The brake pedal is not binary. 

Are aftermarket wheels a good thing?

the tree isn’t going anywhere any time soon. The rest of the decorations are coming down but the trees ambient light makes the living room a happy place and the train underneath is fun to play with.

Whoa…You can disagree with their preferred method of income distribution, but calling them Pepsi drinkers is extreme.

Do they still make Mello Yellow? 

The 1.8 is legendary as a special sort of time bomb of an engine. It had a tiny oil sump and if you didn’t change your oil as often as you change your socks it wouldn’t properly lube the top end. Your problem wasn’t the turbo, it was everything else about the motor.

Honestly, if I am not Mr Blue Line, but if I was a police officer and rolled up on a bunch of people with guns with unknown intent. They are all toast. I am not going to risk my life to figure out who’s who and they have all given me a legal reason to protect that crap out of myself.

That seems like an incredibly reliable statistical analysis rooted in well constructed sources of data.

What happens when the police arrive? They typically shoot everybody with guns right? I would. I am not risking my life to figure out who’s who and if I am a cop I have qualified immunity.

Imagine her frustration after driving around with her gun for so long and never needing it. She’s itching to get her bullet off and the world is not cooperating. Faux News has told her that danger lurks everywhere and that if she doesn’t have a gun, bad shits going to happen. Like any other INCEL she’s faced with…

Warrantless searches eh? Which government agency will receive the results of the “searches?” And how will the government use those results to limit your freedom?

How do you not know?

I don’t know...Sex is a biological imperative that is driven by pheromones, hormones and culture. It’s essential for the survival of most species and for most people it is pleasurable and enticing enough to do when it’s a really terrible idea. So, comparing the very most fun things to sex doesn’t make you a sex…

He said, “It’s like having sex...”

How do you keep someone from driving who has lost their driving privileges?

Tell me you don’t understand 85% of Americans live in urban areas.

Oh come on now...”Entirely unconstitutional?”

Please...knock yourself out. Tell me at what point the government is searching or seizing your person or car. Then explain at what point the government is preventing you from having a jury trial or taking your property without compensation. (You said 4th and 5th right?).

I’m from Michigan...I never owned a glove that could not be removed to push a button.  Where do I find those?  Is there a special store that sells them?  My kid might flunk school because he can’t write or type, but at least I would never have to replace a lost mitten again.

I have ten fingers. If all of them are covered by something that can’t be removed I am pretty sure something is very wrong and maybe driving isn’t the best idea.