But as you remember, her plan is to make the team so bad, they have to relocate... TO MIAMI...

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

Why the fuck would anyone live there?

I’ll be honest, I had no idea it was a company/brand. I thought it was just a style of sandal.

Mutant League without the mutants, the myriad sports, and only the overwrought storylines. Bones Justice LIVES!

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

Still not the dumbest shit seen written on a red hat.

That’s some girly music for you, you asshole Bono.

I’m gonna be especially pissed if the Steelers deny us Steelers/Patriots by blowing a home playoff game against Blake Bortles in his 2nd playoff start

So, Belichick and the Pats living rent free in the heads of every Steeler player and fan must be fun, right?

Dom said it perfectly at the end of this article: Belichick, who needs no help beating the Steelers, now has inside info.

One of the ladies in a guardianship my father managed a few years ago got a series of water bills from the municipal utility that estimated her monthly usage at over 200,000 gallons PER DAY. As the office assistant at the time, it was my responsibility to call and report the error. When the billing clerk blustered, I…

This was probably Trump’s way of cutting the electricity bills for his billionaire buddies.

I’m not always very patriotic. But when some racist British royal does racist shit, and then talks shit about “the colonies,” suddenly I feel like shoving our ugly ass flag up some flat white torrie butts while fireworks explode in the distance and the unsingable drinking song that is our anthem plays in the…

Yeah, I’ve never understood it. Nothing against softball but I don’t understand why it’s just accepted that it’s the woman version of baseball.

What an amazing woman. RIP. Are we ever goingto address the fact that there’s zero institutional support for women to play baseball here in the country of it’s birth, or are just going to keep ignoring it while talking about how inspiring “A League Of Their Own” is every few years? Women can play soccer, basketball…

He didn’t give himself the moniker “Mr. Worldwide” for nothing.

Pitbull has better range.

According to TB12 the rift between Belichick an Guerrero is just carefully modulated, purified, and electrolyte’d water under the bridge.

I understand your frustration and I do apologize for the hit! In no way was I trying to hurt you. My first instinct was turn and make a block. In all sincerity I do apologize. I truly respect you as a player and I made a mistake!