Because he had to spend the best years of his life in Sacramento. Not even Jesus suffered that much.

Actual footage of Boogie after the game:

KD, upon realization that Boogie would undoubtedly win the fight, promptly teamed up with Boogie in the pursuit of himself.

If football never became a thing ans soccer and rugby were instead, the US might well dominate both sports now.

Dude’s eyes are so close together he sees in mono.

Wholeheartedly appreciating the Mighty Boosh reference in the title

Canadian vandalism.

More like Garrison Feeler

I get more of a Jason Mendoza vibe from Gronk:

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Gronk is basically Kevin Malone from the Office, but really good at football.

If he has any family left. And if he stays then he’s responsible for detaining, executing, suppressing how many people? People will die in any situation. NK is a death cult. There’s no good option. Perhaps in this case, the information that he got out is the only benefit beyond his life. The fact that he got out gives…

It was a terrific opportunity, right where he wanted it. The defensive tackle made a better play. He wasn’t supposed to be there.

-Pete Carroll

That’s a man severely overestimating himself. This’ll be good for him.

I am not sure what that play was supposed to be, but I liked the “holding a football like a tennis racket” move.

I usually never watch. I fucked up.

A++ headline

You two are silly. Would you like your own ESPN morning show?

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

My experiences in plastic scale modeling, a hobby where at least 95% of the participants are male and the majority of that 95% is of a certain degree of arrested development, means that when the big national convention comes around it inevitably gets asked on the official forums how close the convention venue is to…

Do get some salt and/or cat litter or whatever stuff helps snow and ice melt more quickly, and use them, before the snow arrives. Spreading this stuff on your walk/driveway/parking spot is a lot easier and less time-consuming than shoveling. It’s a good investment!