lmao I have tri-citizenship as well; USA, France, and Canada. Every day I want to declare war, surrender, then apologize for it.

If the other party brought a scary looking armed guy along for my Craigslist deal I would be very worried. How can I be sure that guy is from a trusted 3rd party security company and not there to rob me? I am gonna want to hire my own goons. Next thing you know every craigslist transaction is gonna involve 12 guys in…

Crap, I forgot I was on Jalopnik. I meant to say VWs,wagons, shooting brakes, Miatas and ugly shit boxes like the Thing are the greatest things ever.

Anticipating his move to Chrysler and the dawn of the K car, he wanted to remove the more reliable and sophisticated competition before hand.

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

There is a way to make it look better, over here in the UK it was called the Chevette HSR

That little pour ‘spout’ design is responsible for more spilled oil than the Exxon Valdez. It might look like it’ll help you cleanly transfer your used oil into a separate container, but half of it will end up on your garage floor no matter how careful you try to be.

Also, the rails all have "HECHO EN MEXICO" stenciled on them. Another accounting decision, I'm certain.

Not changing your oil. Please try to keep up.

Is it wrong that I believe that is the most Jalop car ever made...

You know why casinos and halls like that have such awful carpets? So you don't want to look at it, you keep your head up, and look at all the other things to spend money on. Seriously, I'm not being a smart-ass, it's true.

Was I too harsh?

Whereas, in the 2CV, ONE CAN SIMPLY STICKS ONE's left foot out the drivers door, and drag the car to a stop!

Seriously, pull over. You'll be glad you did.

The torque of the 1.7 8V on carbs was so awesome! And that's what made the 8V engine so much faster in the real world then the higher peak horsepower 16V. I still long back to the 1.7 8V. I had it mated to the 1.3 gearbox wich made acceleration even more dramatic :) And the intake sound of those weber carbs <3 When…

Amphicar under Monet's Japanese bridge

GOTCHA

2.2046 lbs/hp

Man I remember when I got my first Hero HD I thought "man this is going to open up a whole new world of amazing stuff I couldn't capture before!"