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I am fine with teaching Creationism —nn the context of Literature and Fiction.

Have you ever heard a typical generator?

“Aw, come on, Mom and Dad…why can’t I go out and play with the other houses?"

It's amazing how people can not learn stuff.

That hair is the reason for the required extra headroom.

Based on our records of books you have checked out from your local library, the book you are searching for is certainly Earth Abides. You're welcome.

This anyday

Ha! I got one up on the banks! It looks like the sun is going to go out before my credit cards are paid off!

Pfft.

When I was younger I preferred Fartcan Ground Effects Illustrated. For the import enthusiast.

He just mixed the words up, it actually comes with free rust!

Never underestimate a Brit who has access to a shed.

But somehow, along the way, this spirit was lost in the name of market efficiency and the bottom line.

I'm tellin' ya, there needs to be a "neither" option on the poll. I'd avoid both but if I had to pick one, I'd pick the Bitter. Cheaper and I actually like the cream interior.

Typical Russian response to disaster.

Richard Scarry, FTW.