I hate, hate, hate, HATE this bullshit international adoption trend. People like Angelina Jolie picking up kids from all over the world and changing their names (that's number one no no in the international adoption handbook!) is really pissing me off.

I have huge under eye circles, and pores, and all those other blemishes people tell me are ugly but I never wear concealer or foundation. I'm just not into it.

Hahaha. That response was a thinly veiled, 'You probably don't get hired because you're shallow and arrogant. Get a reality check'.

They're fucking (no pun intended) adults! Who the fuck does this kid think he is to have the right to deny is father any kind of freedom or happiness in his last days? What an arsehole? When did we become a world in which our parents are beholden to us until they're six feet under? Seriously, grow the fuck up!

@ilikenoisytories: Because hating yourself hurts, hating women is a nice distraction.

You should see what someone wrote about me on there. I have serious beef with Urban Dictionary.

@robot ninja spy: I don't buy Essence (or any women's magazines to be honest) but I've never been very impressed when reading it at a relative's house. It's not very interesting....but then most women's magazines aren't either.

@HalfBloodPrince: Eggsactly.

BABY MAMMA!? Are you fucking kidding?

Oh and I don't like where she's going with this 'Women are dying from HIV and AIDS related illnesses' bit. As though men cheating with men is the cause.

Something makes me think that Aleyxxxxxs has been hurt by a 'Wee wee N*******'. I don't know where I get that impression from...

I have to protest, quoting Bell Biv Devoe in 2008 is worthy of Best, Best, Best Post of the day!

@Ellabella: I remember that too and I'm a mere slip of a girl. Hmmm.

I read this in the paper today. I know we all say stupid shit when we're with our friends that might offend other people, but fucking hell Amy.

Squidgy isn't a fake 'British' word. What is a 'British word' anyway?

@sacapuntas: It's just because you expect us all to speak in that stereotypical cut glass plum in mouth posh English accent, she isn't dumb, she's just regional.

I think the reference to him being funny looking was unnecessary.

Oh good God!

@aspiringexpatriate: You're lucky you get half, I only get the front and back covers.

Hmmm, not sure the 'You've got a tiny penis' part was necessary.