@Countess of Querulousness: What on earth is Showboat?

If I had 5k I'd spend it on a Cosby sweater. No. Effing. Doubt.

Acting out? If every time I got so drunk I couldn't walk (including the incident involving the top hat and my neighbours doorstep) there were a bunch of dicks with cameras in my face ready to call me a 'troubled' alcoholic I'd be insane.

@Mrs. Cannon: Oh right. I think you were probably right too.

@margotenenbaum: Hurrah!

@Mrs. Cannon: I missed all this (UK time is so far behind I miss a lot) what is it?

@gherkinfiend: Would a high five be too much?

It's times like this that I appreciate not living in America.

@Mrs. Cannon: I definitely thought so. Glad I'm not going crazy.

@hypnotic: Hang on, are you saying that she needs to have a fringe and dark hair because we need distracting from her face? I don't understand.

I am calling so much crazy bullshit on this. BULLSHIT!

Andre Leon Tally & Jay Z seperated at birth? That is not the first time I have thought 'What the eff is Jay Z wearing?? Beyonce needs to watch her man!"

Oh and I like having big boobs, if they were smaller they'd be perkier, but they're nice and they're mine.

When I was 16 (and super skinny) I was spotted by a Models 1 casting person, she told me 'We're not always looking for classically beautiful girls, we like girls who are a bit weird looking too'. Forgive me for tooting my own horn but I'm on a confidence jag right now, but I think I'm quite normally pretty, I don't…

I'm a 36 E and I can't find bras that fit & aren't those over the shoulder boulder holders that grannies wear or garishly brightly coloured. I went out on Friday to buy some lingerie as a treat for my fella and had to buy a bra a size smaller than I am just so that I could wear something black and vaguely sexy.

@Countess of Querulousness: If you are of mixed race and one of those 'races' is black, you're predominately black. Don't believe me? Look on any form that asks you to define your race. It's obviously a throwback to the one drop laws, but that's that.

@mjane79: I have read interviews with Marrianne Pearl where she says that she was comfortable with the casting of Angelina Jolie as her in A Mighty Heart, but I'm not buying that she asked her. Why? Because I doubt very much that Marrianne Pearl had that kind of casting power over the film. Putting a white woman in a…

I love this. 'I'm not racist but you can't say anything about them without someone calling you a racist' is the first and most pervasive statement in the racist's arsenal. I'm from England but believe me racism is alive an well all over the 'enlightened' West, a few days ago I heard a white guy say to his mate 'There…

@JordanNicole: I agree with you, the racism issue is more than just black vs. white but since it's the only experience of racism that most people have (because it's the dominant one) it's the first thought in people's minds when anyone says racism. I'm sorry that you experienced such shit treatment at the hands of…

That said, you just know that this movie is going to be shit though.