I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.

The umpire who saw it up close called it a legal play. Is that umpire also suspended? If it was an illegal play, it would have changed the subsequent outcome of the inning, but the game will not be resumed from that moment.

I just got done watching it, and I’ve gotta say good for Tim. Swapnil has said before that he wasn’t interested in anything more than being safe. Getting his ass handed to him by Tim was well deserved and long overdue.

PSA: Do not give your money to people on the Internet who do not use their real names.

I just don’t get it.

A whole bunch of much more violently misogynistic societies don’t have this mass murder problem. The problem is the extraordinary availability of guns in the US.

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

It’s connected via USB to a dock, which connects to a monitor, keyboard, and mouse. You’re really dumb, aren’t you? That isn’t even a hard thing to figure out just from reading.

“Yes. I’m excited. Here’s the goddamn laptop you’ve all been asking for. Yippee.”

it’s like a 50-y old man suddenly being all hip-hop and wearing baggy pants...and coming scarily close to pulling it off.

Removable.

Go away troll.

According to what? Dudley the dragon?

What exactly do people have against masterbating in public? If you dont like it, dont do it.

Lets call a spade a spade for a second: This is all just a giant scam, right?

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

Bills fans are amazing in that they’re long suffering and yet I don’t think they’ve suffered nearly enough.

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.