My wife tried to craft an explicit ASCII art image one time but she messed it up and it looked like she was cursing at me for some reason. I of course threw back a:

Movie Trivia Time!

Yikes. Glad she missed that pylon on the way down though. That could have made things a lot worse.

That comes from probably having really enjoyed the game and being more than happy to leave it “unended” because finishing it feels so final like you’re going to bury it.

I actually have a very dramatic dip in my functional hearing for women’s voices. It sucks. My wife is used to it, but having to ask my daughter’s to repeat themselves is extremely frustrating for them since they are so young.

I cherish the idea of Mara minding her own business when a wasted (in my mind) Blunt clambers up behind her, shouting “OHMYGOD BITCH, YOUR TITS ARE HUGE” before upending the contents of her purse on the floor. Mara hisses that she’s pregnant, but that she was hoping to keep the news under wraps.

In the context of it being the opposite of “I love you dead” it sounds pretty specific.

I’d gladly accept medicare for all to pay for his wall. Fuck, it even rhymes.

That clip reminds me a lot of Arvydas Sabonis.  Watching that monster shoot 3's that went in was always a blast.  Even if it felt like you were watching a slow-mo replay every time he did it.

That’s the same role that made Peele quit acting, which turned out all right for him.

It’s possible she was already obese and the amount of nutrition she was being provided was enough to support building a baby but rerouted away from building up her body weight. If she was obese, the pregnancy would pull whatever it needs from her body if she wasn’t getting it from nutrition.

I look forward to the movie in a few years. Or the Law and Order episode in a few weeks.

I am the same age as white stabby lady and lived my entire life in Oregon right up until mid 2016. This article: https://gizmodo.com/oregon-was-founded-as-a-racist-utopia-1539567040

My god, every line in this article is a great punch line.

Diablo 3 at launch is still the biggest disappointment in gaming I’ve ever experienced. What a total fucking mess that was.

We need a constitutional amendment that requires politicians to tell the truth in their capacity as a public employee or be hanged.

This is exactly how I deal with dishes. Get them all in the sink, or right next to it if they don’t all fit, and then start cranking through them.

It blows my mind that people still make this mistake regarding tax brackets.

So what’s the deal with removing one joycon and trying to fire up a game while the other is still docked, and getting this stupid song-and-dance routine where the system demands you turn on the other joycon too? I only want one. I do not want both. Just one. And I’d rather not undock the one I don’t want just to use…

I just price matched the $329 non-pro 2018 128GB silver model at Best Buy on Friday.

I just price matched the $329 non-pro 2018 128GB silver model at Best Buy on Friday.