His last name is Renner. I think that means he can get away with the look that I think is called “The Renner”.

Jordan is still the GOAT. We know this because he would have simply had Smith murdered by another bench player long ago.

I lived that same story but I made it to first and the RBI I drove in won the game. Icing on top, the other team’s pitcher was the son of the other team’s coach That coach was a guy my dad hated due to a rec volleyball league he played on with him so he got to spend a lot of time bragging about how good his son is…

76 players jump out of vaults and then proceed to kill each other until 1 is left standing.

Yeah, but cancer did end up being what got Charles Manson so... highfive to cancer for that one.

The PVP aspect of the Souls games is easily the absolute worst part of the whole thing. What an amazingly stupid idea. Take a great single player experience and then drop a giant deuce on the player every now and then for no damn good reason.

I can confirm that snapping turtles are incredibly stupid.

Obama still on a well deserved vacation as far as I am concerned.

What the world really needs is rainbow colored MAGA hats.

“& the cops took all her weapons from her home.”

I find the NBA becomes a LOT more interesting the second Harden has been eliminated for the season.

Jesus, did nobody watch this how during it’s original run? It was toxic as hell back then too. I hated it, but my mom loved it for some reason so I tried to put up with it best I could.

The NRA will of course insist that if everyone in the US had simply gone out and bought a gun each Tuesday, this wouldn’t have happened.

“You’re not allowed to be transphobic.”

So, I mean, is this all because he hates paying taxes? He kinda makes it sound like it? Nah. Just a racist looking for an excuse to racist.

I’m looking forward to seeing this comment again on January 1st as the most popular kinja comment of 2018. I’m sure I’ll laugh out loud again when I see it.

I don’t care what this car looks like on the inside, because the outside is hawt as fuck and I’d gladly put my body in it.

Well, they did try to get Steel Battalion to work without any buttons at all, and that was a total fail. Why not go back the other way with a ton of buttons??

Can you not read? It clearly says not to open the weed inside.

I used to be a bartender at the Olive Garden. On Valentine’s Day (busiest day of the year!) I sliced my hand open after accidentally breaking a wine glass stem at the very start of my shift. This made things rough for my boss, but he scribbled a bunch of shit down on a sheet of paper, slapped me on the back and said…