Die at the end? Huh?

I went through 4 of them.

I bought 3 of those $20 arms from a few weeks ago and holy shit the amount of desk space I now have available on my standing desk is so huge!

I bought 3 of those $20 arms from a few weeks ago and holy shit the amount of desk space I now have available on my…

I got an infection last year after getting snipped. My testicles swelled up to the size of a baseball and it hurt like fucking hell. Worst pain I’ve ever had in my entire 38 year life. Yet, thinking of getting hit in the nads by a 102 pitch definitely seems like it would hurt a hell of a lot more.

Now, “bitchass” could already mean mouth. So I guess his mouth has a mouth?

And everyone laughed.

That guy looks like he’s just a few years away from beginning his life-long-however-much-of-it-is-left use of the phrase “Respect your elders!” every chance he can get.

YOU PUNCHED A LION???

“I will ditch cocaine Mitch for the sake of the kids.”

This one is going into the “Everybody in this story sucks” bucket.

YOU GUYS HAVE TO WATCHING DANCING WITH THE STARS BECAUSE ATHELETES AND THIS IS DEADPSIN OMG THIS IS THE BEST NEWS IVE READ ALL MORNING.

Well, to be fair.. Adobe is one of the worst software developers the world has ever known. There stuff is known to be chronically shitastic.

I don’t know if I can believe the guy. I mean, they seem nice enough to not be racist. Is there any proof these administrators are bad or what?

Now that VR is upon us, I am hoping flight sims take off again.

Only bumper sticker I’ve ever had went onto my first car in the late 90's. It was an ‘86 CRX and the sticker said “I bet you’d drive better with that cell phone up your ass”.

“I’m not a writer or comedian, but I did start a Twitter account @TheCorollaGuy so famous people can reach out and offer to buy me new Corollas,” he said. “That’s how Twitter works, right?”

I’m generally getting pretty annoyed at any new updates to the email I use. Just deliver my damn emails in a way that I can read them, or have all the fancy threading/grouping/focusing/shmokusing shit off by default.

“in an era when the industry is trying to confront its reputation for bullying, hostile work conditions, and harassment”

I am, actually ok with this. Under one condition.. when the teacher reveals the correct answers, it’s a big fat “NOTHING!”.

“Dominos Obsequious Sororium”