The kind that still allow wealth to be directed upward... as usual.

Cruise was what, 45 when that movie was filmed? Does 45 qualify as “Old guy butt”? Old butts often do weird things that defy what is known about the modern physics of butts. I would not be surprised if that is indeed is actual maybe-old butt doing it’s first “What’s happening right now?” and being captured on film…

I’ve always known it to be Mario punching Yoshi. I mean, who winds up finger pointing?

Held it together until the very end.

Except I am not hammering them like a madman and this situation is most definitely not a rare occurrence. I know plenty of other people who complain about it too.

I’ve been hoping for “Under buttons” (as the pleebs call them, the rest of us smartfancypants folks call them PADDLES) to become a standard thing for a really long time. Ever since Call of Duty Modern Warfare I’ve been hoping.. and waiting..

$206 for the Z906 speakers is pretty great. I’d had my eye on those for a looong time watching the price go up and down waiting for a good price to bite, and this appears to be the price I was waiting for.

$206 for the Z906 speakers is pretty great. I’d had my eye on those for a looong time watching the price go up and…

This is why I never browse games on Steam. I only buy exactly what I know I want, and usually learn about those games through “Duh, AAA game is coming out” or through word of mouth etc.

So here’s some fun...

My 2 year old tries to go to the next episode by touching our TV screen all the time. The wife and I race to move it ahead using the remote before she can get to the TV. If we fail, and she tries to move ahead she gets REALLY upset when it doesn’t work. Instant explosion of tears. Occasionally we hit the next episode…

That South Park episode is so fucking on point.

What I really want, and maybe it exists and I haven’t seen it yet which is why I am posting, is to be able to tell me robot vacuum to cleanup a particular space. Because kids gaddumit.

Gates on both sides? To keep people from driving around, but here we have what OBVIOUS outcome of such stupidity. They should only block entering, with a little extra length on them to reduce the chance people try to go around but leave room for people to get off the tracks.

Dude, that is a pretty fucked up way of looking at it...

Peripherals make it so much better. I’ve been having a blast playing Dirt Rally in VR with the Logitech racing wheel that was half off a few months ago. I don’t ever want to play a racing game any other way ever again. I am super excited for Gran Turismo to come out.

Peripherals make it so much better. I’ve been having a blast playing Dirt Rally in VR with the Logitech racing wheel…

Kabuki Warriors, which was also on the original Xbox, Tribes Aerial Assault for PS2, and one of the Tom Clancy shootermcshootface Ghost Warrior games.

Brute Force is one of only a handfull of games I’ve ever returned for being bad. To put that into a bit more context, I’m 37 and own a shit ton of games (collector too, who never resells or trades). Brute Force got the axe really quickly.

Good thing they got those shades on. We’ll never know who they are!

Hold bar in hand. Rub bar where you want a clean spot.

So he designed a board game that is actually a computer game?