Just restarted Twilight Princess this last week for the fourth time. Only ever made it as far as wolf mode time and barely got beyond that. It’s been an interesting series of events that has caused all the restarts. That starting village is rough. You can’t rush through it no matter how much you know how to get it…

The way the Fire tabs handle sub and family accounts is insanely stupid. Some seriously heavyhanded garbage.

The way the Fire tabs handle sub and family accounts is insanely stupid. Some seriously heavyhanded garbage.

Agreed. The only thing it is good for is Amazon Video detached from my TV.

Agreed. The only thing it is good for is Amazon Video detached from my TV.

Well, the Conan MMO was known for it’s tits. I guess they felt they had to try and make things even?

The same price my last car cost me (12 years old) divided by how many I will need to buy to last me 12 years.

Every time I have a fantasy about working on my car and shit, I immediately have a horror about crushing my own head with a transmission and I go back to eating whatever I was eating when this stupid idea popped into my head.

You don’t get to make it to 84 and play the “Ruined my life” card if you haven’t spent all that time in prison.

I’ve lived here for almost 6 months and haven’t seen any crime with my own eyes. In fact, I just had someone deliver mail directly to my door after it got put in their mailbox by mistake (apartment complex). He didn’t open it before returning it. I gave him a hug. The mail was video games from Amazon.

Doesn’t the market tend to jump when different sectors are expecting huge windfalls and the expense of other sectors’ destruction?

Republican Politicians.

This whole thing is playing out an awful lot like Baio is involved only because Conway has had a huge crush on him since the 70's and has been trying to find a way to impress him for a very long time. Yet, none of it seems to be working? Or is it...

Merkley/Somebody 2020

Merkley/Somebody 2020

Came here fully prepared to need to curse out everyone and their mother for putting wheat thins low on the list.

God damn this is depressing as hell.

“I choose to stand with the ridiculed, the insulted, the belittled.”

Making this thing so incredibly backwards compatible that they could have said “Every previous Nintendo made game from every previous Nintendo system by Nintendo can be played on it.” would have knocked it out of the god damn park.

I discovered this about the oven in our swanky (read: tiny ass shit) apartment a few weeks ago when my wife complained about how hot the outside of the oven was getting. Turns out cramming every last little bit of flat metal bakery junk you own into that itty bitty drawer causes some heat flow issues with this…

So, yank all money out of the stock market tomorrow or?

This is so typical Portland with how “Barely Avoids” is actually a quite leisurely pace.