RTFA?

So, go out and buy a launch copy before they fix it in future releases?

So he cancelled all of his appearances because he’s locked in his hotel room spanking it for the next week... right?

If they did that, but then made it required for the boring touchdowns to be counted only if the team does a proper end-zone celebration to “earn it”, that’d be fun. Like, some major 11 man choreographed stuff.

‘Sam, don’t be dead.’

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING GOLD OMG THE SCHADENFREUDE THAT I HAD TO GOOGLE AGAIN BECAUSE I CANT SPELL IT RIGHT IS SO FUCKING AMAZING.

“Why would she need to give me consent? I could just buy one whenever I want. The sound quality on them sucks though, so I’d never want one."

So, open up the doors to insane abuses by companies because they can’t manage their shit?

It is a protection that is put in place to keep companies from doing a scrape-off every few years. If they could lay off the top earners, they’d do it all the time while also offering them their job back at lower pay rates, thus resetting pay any darn time they want.

At least she doesn’t have a butthole, or other things, puckering back at us.

Absofrigginlutely that is a simplification. Why wouldn’t it be?

The ground cant cause a fumble. If you mean losing it when their feet hit the ground, fumblerooski. It's the NFL. They should be good enough to bring it down with them.

No difference. It matters what the ball is doing/does. If all the energy from the throw of the ball has been removed from the equation and it’s in the players hand, it’s a catch.

I can understand not having props allowed, due to all kinds of escalated shenanigans that can lead to (also maybe causing injuries because football players), but stopping the dancing and the rad choreography is a fucking shame.

I am in the camp that believes this is not a difficult thing to define. How long is the precise length of time having both hands on the ball is good enough to call it a catch? If the defender hadn’t batted it out, and he had just lost the ball at the same point, would that be a catch>fumble or just a dropped pass?

“That was the most exciting thing to happen tonight.”

Not only do I never use my debit cards for anything, I also have them setup as “locked” through BofA. Even if they vanished they’d be worthless. I do keep them though for some sort of never-encountered-it-but-you-never-know type of emergency, just not on me. They stay at home.

I’m guessing he probably didn’t go to school there.

Bad time to have death wabble kick in.

Getting rid of Texas and Florida would make a map of the US look like it got castrated, and that would be sad.