I a read the whole article and I still can’t unsee what I first saw. Delicious chocolate and peanut butter cookie pizza!

My wife and I begrudgingly had sex with each other on our wedding night. And then we watched the G.I. Joe movie. We joked that we didn’t want to go our entire lives remembering we didn’t bang that night. Instead, we get to remember we watched a really awful movie after banging that night.

Taking a pay cut from the team turning into rings means bigger paychecks from endorsements. Sure, he’d still get endorsements, but how much MORE did he get due to taking a pay cut from the team?

It’s a damn shame the Kinect2 isn’t getting as much love. It’s basically exactly what people expected out of the Kinect1. The accuracy of the thing is sort of scary (not talking voice recognition, which is shit still).

Huge ass house and a truck parked just right to be captured by the camera?

The following responses are an indicator for how much I know about cars...

My biggest gripe with Hearthstone is that they pulled the old expansions from being purchasable.

I watched a good bit of the Zelda Four Swords speedrun and my eyeballs are finally uncrossed. That shit was blindingly fast and confusing as hell. I’ve never played the game myself, so seeing 4 links on screen at once, doing all KINDS of crazy shit, was the kind of thing that triggers seizures I’d imagine.

LBW was friggin’ great. I hadn’t played a top-downer Zelda in quite a while and holy hell it hit all the right buttons in my brain.

I don’t own a single Disney Infinity figure other than what came with the base games.

Being an old, I have mixed feelings about speedrunning. I’ve actually watched quite a bit of SGDQ over the last week and have sort of come around a bit. Not a full 180, but more like a 95. Most of what I witnessed reminded me a LOT of what gaming was like when I was a wee lad back in the 80's. Games with save points…

Toes appear to be toes.

And yet somehow, being a Trailblazers fan, this stings a bit for some weird fucking Oden reason.

All this writing and thought put into what can be summed up in one sentence and applied to all of Blizzard’s game...

Because being a grifter in the United States today is the easiest it has ever been. And if your brain has been beaten to a mushy pulp, it’s really hard to come up with anything intelligent so you just go with what is even easier.. conspiracy theory shit.

Dave Chappelle born August 24th 1973.

This might be the only time in my entire life I’ve given a shit about what someone wears to a movie premier or any movie related activity in general.

I am still shocked Chappelle was still a teenager when this movie came out.

This right here. Not feeling AT ALL like I was actually a big daddy was a huge fucking disappoint. I just died in two shots from that dude’s pistol? Whaaaaahhhaaaaaat??

Because not everyone has a potato!! It’s a god damn potato famine up in here!