Shitty laws not shitty lawyers. Trademark law is busted to Hell and back. Companies would LOVE to not be stuck doing shit like this to prevent getting totally boned over later on.

I remember back before digital became a regular thing the big argument in support of it was that the games would be “SO CHEAP” compared to retail because “They can’t charge you for the box and disc!”

This gutted me. The game just screams “VITA ON THE TOILET!” playing time to me. Fortunately, I’ve got some Axiom Verge to finish while I wait.

This looks more interesting to me than the last several years worth of CoD campaigns. The remaster is out of left field, but that’s a good one to remaster.

This was literally the only thing I was anticipating season 6 was definitely going to do. There was absolutely no doubt it was going to happen eventually. Hell, I would not have been surprised if they had decided to drag it out through the entire season and do the resurrection cliffhanger for the last episode.

Wouldn’t want to be standing on this thing when one of those microjets detaches itself from the housing and shoots right up through the nutsack etc. You’d never live that down.

Dude earned himself some pepperspraying. Could thing for him she wasn’t a copy and she decided to ask questions first.

Try not to be the guy that is so stupid people have to explain the joke to you.

My biggest concern about that video is what appears to be the god damn confederate flag in the background.

So whether or not fans continue to clammer for RS2 depends on how much Square might butcher this release. I mean, we all feel like they could do exactly that without flinching. Fool me a dozen times... shame on FUCK YOU SQUARE.

I blurted out a pretty solid WTF when I read that informative part of the article. How the actual fuck is this not the day1 setup??

I like how the end bit with the sauce/whatever being dumped in the bag is a perfect emulation of how my bowels feel just watching everything that preceded it.

I was wondering why I have no sympathy for these two shitty people, and thought maybe something was wrong with me. Drank a big old glass of water and maple syrup hoping it would cure my lack of empathy toward them. I still they’re monsters! What went wrong??

How is he not spending his entire offseason doing nothing but shooting fucking freethrows? Get up in the morning, start shooting until you make 100 in a row, end your day. Every single day. Just fix it you dope.

This is so foncusing.

Civil Warfare? Either a throw WAYback or very polite. Or both.

Reminds me of a scene from Demolition Man, but the fine took a little longer to process.

So, multiple universes, flying cities, and super powered grown-up surprise daughters doing a bunch of wall running with machine guns and grenades?

Is he losing it out of bounds too?

Yeah, it would definitely be awful if he looked back on his younger self and was only responding with “Nailed it! Man, I’ve always been awesome. Never change lil’ buddy!”