I recall something about the Cavs a few years back going for some sort of home win record and RESTING players and losing the record.

This season has been a confusing one for this old Blazer’s fan. I went into it hoping to get into the draft lottery and somehow magically land a high pick only to be OMGWTF’d and we’re in the playoffs.

Somewhere out there Mark Sanchez is calling up his lawyers to go after the Rockets for using his butt trademark.

Could have been worse. DeAndre Jordan could have decided to block it with his foot and I have no doubt he would have succeeded.

I’m super fucking excited to learn how you can stretch “Trust the process” into 13 pages. If you do one really big letter per page you would get 15 pages and 17 if you give those spaces a page too. Good ol’ bumping up the font size trick continues to work wonders.

I love that you get this long moment to figure out what you are seeing, and then realize you get to see more of it, and then realize “Holy fuck! That was awesome!” right as a character on screen blurts out something along the lines of “Holy fuck! That was awesome!”

Not going to lie. It took me a few loops (and a lack of reading the headline) before I realized this wasn’t video of actual Steph Curry doing actual WTFIGO dancing.

Derp.. shoulda looked to see if this was asked before asking the same thing.

EDIT: Derp, someone already asked my question.

I wonder what the average ratio is for how frequently dudes have to deal with a barfight to how frequently they actually get laid by going to clubs.

Never lived in a dorm and never wanted to. Stayed with the parents as long as possible while in college and eventually moved out before my Junior year into a house with roommates. THAT was hell enough having 6 of us (me being the only guy) in one building.

People who cheat do that, so they can maybe feel less guilty about having done it in the past because if other people do it then it’s normal!

Link?

The car my parents let me drive back when I got my license was a v6 Dodge Caravan with a manual.

Authors like Tom keep a lot of readers coming back for more.

That was the first thing that I was going to comment on:

God damn.

I am in an office in Oregon surrounded by a bunch of people who are big fans of both the 49ers and the Ducks. As Ducks fans, they all worship Kelly (because duh) but...

I love that right next to this article is:

I’ve been looking for a good UPS for my NAS (running on a regular old surge protector right now! yikes!) and this seems like a good time to bite.

I’ve been looking for a good UPS for my NAS (running on a regular old surge protector right now! yikes!) and this…