This is the stuff of my worst nightmares. If I had to choose between drowning like one of those poor saps stuck in the bottom of the boat in Titanic, or being beheaded by a terrorist? Definitely going with the terrorists on that one.

This is exactly how I read it. Almost as if his entire quote was such a good Kinja comment that it went right on ahead and jumped itself up into the article.

Every time I hear anything about his recovery I can’t help but imagine he is picking up right from where he left of... 5 years ago.

You fucking asshole.

I was surprised he didn’t get tossed from the game for this. It was so obvious.

So Croatia is a pimp state?

Here’s the GREAT message they are sending to the disadvantaged youth of Los Angeles:

Whooops... typo... clearly meant Bliz. Was still thinking about a Destiny thing from earlier today.

My big concern about this game is that Bungie will eventually, and quickly, shift it to a F2P model. Granted, they’ve done a pretty bang up job with the F2P games they already have released and they certainly do not have a history of turning prior retail games into F2P.

Not having matchmaking is Bungie basically saying “Fuck off” to just about everyone who has kids.

So where are all the best “Punched in the Testis” jokes at?

Well, for a lot of us who did dumb shit as teenagers, the dumb shit we did was not life threatening on scale with doing something like this. Plenty of us looked at the risk of some proposed dumb shit and said “Yeah, not going to do that”.

Well how are you supposed to keep an eye out for your wife sneaking up on you and where’s the incognito tab?

The part that caught my attention...

And where is his sword?

Right, but that digital transmitter (its an optical port) is a one way signal out of the xbox one. How does the chat audio signal get from the headset to the xbox?

Right, but that digital transmitter (its an optical port) is a one way signal out of the xbox one. How does the chat…

Don’t you need a wire from the headset to the controller for Xbox One chat?

Don’t you need a wire from the headset to the controller for Xbox One chat?

Posted this in reply to someone else before realizing it seems no one else has posted about them. Reposting and editing a bit:

Posted this in reply to someone else before realizing it seems no one else has posted about them. Reposting and…

This is my current PC headset after accidentally crushing my Speedlinks and then getting super annoyed with all the cables/hauling I had to do to use my Tritton AX Pro’s for both my PC and Xbox 360.

This is my current PC headset after accidentally crushing my Speedlinks and then getting super annoyed with all the…

Do you mean the Turtle Beach 800 Elites? I just got these a few weeks ago (Upgrade from Tritton AX Pro’s that required a TON of cables to work with my Xbox One) and I absolutely love them. Two cables between the charge dock and my Xbox One (USB and optical) and that’s it. I plugged them in and they worked immediately.…

Do you mean the Turtle Beach 800 Elites? I just got these a few weeks ago (Upgrade from Tritton AX Pro’s that…