She’s attractive and thin and wealthy. Therefore according to the Jezebel Rules of Acceptable Feminism, she can’t be a true feminist or advocate for body positivity.

Honestly, as someone who’s had issues with this in the past (haha, who hasn’t?), moving from “you need to love yourself!” to “things are fine.” was a really, really good switch. I’m fine. I don’t need to love my body or whatever, just accept it and treat it well. And having a therapist who let me set that goal (“I…

I came here to say this exactly. Why is Jez suddenly hating on every woman who speaks out on something, regardless of whether it’s a good or bad message?

Man, people really can’t win. Jameela Jamil has been saying mostly the right things for a long time, and backs it up by taking celebrities who hawk dangerous ideas and products to task. So she’s not the first to say these things, does that mean she shouldn’t say them? Or that she deserves this snotty recap of her…

It’s not irrelevant from an academic standpoint. Famously good sports teams, particularly basketball and football, which as we’ve seen are predominantly black, even at schools where black students make up 2.4% of the population, are a draw for students of all kinds. And drawing more students means more tuition and…

Congrats! You got a insane stalker. You’re a real internet person now.

You Need to Calm Down

CEO of Bustle here. Rebecca actually left voluntarily to write for Jezebel and write an upcoming book, Good Things Happen to People You Hate, after I accidentally stapled a bunch of listicles to my forehead. The listicle stapling thing isn’t related, I’m just still trying to pull them off.

Hm, well, sure, but I didn’t get fired from Bustle

Was that SARCASM MA’AM

gun humpers: “I nEeD mY frEEdumZ! ... let’s track more personal information!!!”

It is an internet crime for this article to not have a photo. 

I see that Dershowitz and Rudy Giuliani share the same dentist

I’m willing to bet $100,000- that my vaginas will surpass yours

But can it open a beer bottle?

While I really want to believe this woman’s vagina is as strong as she says it is, I am noticing that her left hand is not visible to the camera while she is unscrewing the lid and putting it in her vagina. I would find the video more convincing if both hands were showing.

I’m not that impressed. I bet with a little practice most of us could do the same with a bottle in which the cap had been pre-loosened, too, although I’d undoubtedly knock it over trying. It’s not like she actually unscrewed or popped off the top, or shot the cap out of her cooch- she lowered herself over it,…

For some reason this comment got me thinking about “hands free” cell phone rules, and then I couldn’t stop giggling.

Yes, her vajayjay has a full time job, got a bachelor and masters degrees, ran for city council and squirted out 8 pups just last year. Yours is clearly underachieving.

He has nothing to own up to.