I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

I need white liberals to stop trying to “fix” everyone else’s communities once and for all and go work on their own, because clearly the call is coming from inside the house.

A 172-page brief? After the time had been served? Well. Shelling out $200k (an educated guess) to clear a criminal record suggests at the very least that his sentencing statement of remorse wasn’t exactly heart-felt.

My guess is that Brock is trying to get off the sex offender registry. Daddy’s friends will always give him a job, but the sex offender registry is its own nasty beast that he can’t buy his way out of.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

SING MIKEY SING

Oh, he’s singing. There’s no way in hell he would agree to plead guilty on this if he wasn’t working with Mueller.

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

“Whites EAT this shit up, that’s how you know it’s absolute coonery”

You were thinking that maybe details of the Mueller investigation would make for juicy blogs on Deadspin, were you?

Btw, notice how were talking about this stupid tweet instead of Flynn’s lawyers saying they can no longer discuss the Mueller investigation with White House attorneys?

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

I honest to god really enjoy that morning show, because it’s much lighter on fluff and more heavy on actual news than the other morning shows. I’m glad Gayle and Norah can balance out these feelings for their coworker and prioritize believing women.

In Israel the @ symbol is pronounced “strudel”, because we think it kind of looks like an apple strudel. So now when I see Americans writing “don’t @ me”, I read it as “don’t strudel me” and it’s very confusing.

This seems very needy and relies on some sort of passive sensing instead of being direct.

These are great... but sometimes I find myself reading too much into this kind of thing after reading an article like this. For example, I’ll read this and go home and then start to fret my boyfriend and I are destined to not work out because when we are watching TV and he’s looking at his phone and I lean over to…

Remember when we hated 2016 for killing all the famous people we loved? Good times, man.

I actually come here in part for some of the liberal articles just because I don’t want to live in an echo chamber, but as of late it has been a bit much, so seeing something like this, even if it is obviously meant tongue-in-cheek, is appreciated. That doesn’t mean I want things to turn into Breitbart around here,…

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.