why is there a man in here

Oh are we doing this? Because likewise.

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

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Fuck this is a good question.

What was each candidates’ favorite day of Kristen?

How odd is it that Billy was by FAR the most relevant Bush in the 2016 election?

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

This is very informative. I would add:

The best case scenario for low wage workers is an equal cut of the profits of the company that only runs because of them. And no, being a social experiment at a coffee shop is nobodies idea of a best case scenario, unless by worst case you are talking about bringing back the 80 hour work week and child labor.

best case scenarios for lower wage workers

Are Tori Spelling’s money problems that she just doesn’t have as much money as Daddy did? Is there a gambling or drug problem? Does girlfriend still not know how to budget?

The fey being that is SWINTON is the closest thing we have to an actual otherwordly creature now that Bowie has returned to the stars. Seems like a good casting choice to me.

Mike Huckabee has a pathological desire to defend pedophiles. Mike Huckabee is blindingly loyal to pedophiles, rapists, and other assorted scum of the world. this is very interesting and causes me to contemplate Mike Huckabees obsessional defense of child rapists. Mike Huckabee is a devout Christian, so he says. Mike…

Trump is like a sad cheeto, stinky and flaccid, Hillary is the woman we need, as trustworthy as a cup of Abuelita.

Apparently it was very life changing for at least one member of the audience

The “Hillary Clinton” = “Lady MacBeth” line of thinking has always been strong in the public consciousness. When a man does something wrong, it’s because a woman is to blame. Like that time Eve made Adam eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge.

Seriously. What an asshole. How about blaming the perv sexting your daughter rather than the woman who had literally nothing to do with it, Pops?

“I voted for Clinton but regret it because someone who works for her used to be married to someone who texted a picture of his junk to my teenaged daughter and she maybe checked her email once on her husband’s computer. Hillary didn’t know anything about any of this until last week, and she has never mentioned my…

So Dad, your daughter was the target of a predator and now it is Clinton’s fault and you regret voting for her. You are an idiot and you anger is not where it should be.