I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.

The reason I’m going to call that not shade is because it was delivered during a charity roast when she was up on stage for the express purpose of making fun of him. Thus, obvious and not shade.

I read an editorial piece in our local paper from some white, English dude on “why I would vote for trump I feel I were American”. The whole piece was basically acknowledging how shite trump is, while grudgingly admitting Hilary is better qualified, but that he would vote for trump because Clinton “isn’t warm”.

yup.

otherwise restated as “person running for president focused on running for president”

 some argue that her laser focus on winning the election has been more of a detriment than anything else.

So your argument amounts to the bogus “perfect being the enemy of the good” I hear so many “woke” white folks trot out?

God isn’t real so you have nothing to worry about.

Thank you. You’re not an utterly condescending jerk or anything so you should totally be proud of yourself.

Agreed.

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

The most absurd aspect of this is the idea that Trump and his supporters believe we should unequivocally believe Clinton’s accusers but his are all insane and untrustworthy. The idea that women’s experiences are only true when they fit a convenient narrative is as destructive as the tendency to disbelieve them in the…

So does no one else think that “poll watchers” Trump is sending out could suppress voter turnout enough and flip the election?

I’m 100% in support of this. Plus, if HRC is elected, there technically will be no First Lady, so why not just keep her in that role until a replacement is named?

If they break up, I think I’ll lose all hope for lasting love. They are perfect together.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

On 7/14/2015, the date of the article linked to, the DJIA stood at 18,000. Today it’s at 18,100. Hmm, maybe Hamilton was onto something when he suggested that maybe people just might want to preserve their money in an interest bearing account.

Listen, I commend Leo DiCaprio for trying. Some people aren’t even trying to understand climate change, and it’s a huge issue that’s only going to become bigger if we all don’t open our eyes to what’s going on around us. Now, he’s not perfect. I mean, do I want him to stop dating 20 year old blonde models, get married…

See? This is what happens when you give a mouse an Oscar, then he’ll want a Nobel.