"Jordan, how do you know which one is you and which one is Lance? Do you ever wake up and think, '...Am I Miles?'"

This is the issue! These people planned and executed a plan without him noticing, which I believe is complete bs. What else could they have gotten away with?

Ahh*bullshit*choo, Ahh*bullshit*choo! I'm sorry about that. I have a bad bullshit allergy. And this story really set it off.

Yes! Even if Christie wasn't actually directly responsible, the fact that this occurred under his watch with close aids who felt justified in this behavior is a direct failure of leadership.

Ladies and gentlemen:

My Uncle has stories from when he went to high school with Joe Biden and I always kind of dismissed them with a "Yeah sure.", but then it turns out that everyone I've ever met from DE has a Joe Biden story. He seems like an absolute delight, I've never heard a bad word said by anyone.

That's what gets me. He made this joke so over-the-top obvious that even the Faux News trolls should have gotten it, and instead a whole bunch of people STILL didn't.

Joe attracts the coolest ladies.

One would think, but have you seen the blog Literally Unbelievable about people who think the Onion is a legitimate news source?

They have always seemed very genuine and down to earth.

My mom get very very sick a few years back when an aneurysm burst in her head. Joe ALSO had a subarachnoid hemorrhage back in the day, and I still remember his phone call to me and my dad 3 days later when he called to offer his sympathies. I mean, just lovely.

My Wilmington-based aunt hosted campaign parties for Joe back in the day. Her stories of him are fantastic.

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Fun story I have about Jill Biden! In 2008 I was a volunteer on the Obama campaign. I ended up being very close with the field team in Jacksonville, FL, so I got to do all the cool campaign stuff like get lunch for Forrest Whitaker and meet (then) Senator Obama the day before the election and tour his campaign plane.

I'm from DE, and let me tell you Joe and Dr. Biden are really lovely people.

"The Bidens" is a reality show that needs to happen.

Yes! Maybe I don't really get the whole Twitter thing, but if you're "following" Colbert, wouldn't you know what his deal is?

The fact that certain conservative politicians and also random public figures/business people continue to go on Colbert or TDS and get completely skewered indicates that there are still plenty of people not familiar in the slightest with either show. Clearly they are also total attention whores, because they agree to…

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