Isn't this what guests are for?

Translation: "We think your young daughter might be dressing like what we think we believe lesbians dress like. And since anything gay or lesbian makes us squeamish we will kick her out on some thread of an excuse that doesn't even make sense."

I think it'd be easy to criticize the school but, in fairness, I think we all remember that bit in the bible when Jesus, dying on the cross, says "One last thing before I go, remember to be complete and total dicks to innocent little kids whenever you have the chance. Peace out, losers."

Oh, it's for sure the ugliest gym I've ever seen. But they always had open treadmills, I never had to wait too long for a weight machine, and they left me alone, so it was worth it.

I so want to believe that Kimye is the greatest piece of performance art the world has ever known.

Man, even the baby looks disappointed in us.

We can help communicate and educate and just bring out more dopeness in general.

"It's really just about dopeness at the end of the day."

Or people could just wear whatever personally makes them the most comfortable when they work out and not worry about what other people are wearing.

My comment was a terrible joke based on grammar, taking its awfulness to Inception levels of stupidity. It was a joke based on you using "then" instead of "than."

At what time does it transition from social club to gym?

Planet Fitness should hire you to write their judgemental dress codes.

It is nuts/racist to see a Black woman coming to work out at the gym wearing a hijab and think "Ah, street gangs".

I've worked out at PF, and I don't know if it was my location or what, but I always found it to be a little grimy and overcrowded and just assumed it was because it's so cheap to work out there. Then I switched to Retro Fitness, which is basically the same thing without all the dos and don'ts and found it to be a much…

Do gang members wear things that look like a Muslim headscarf? I just can't picture that.

Planet Fitness is such an interesting phenomenon. It seems to exist mostly for people who hate working out. They must make a fortune.

"[A]n employee said the dress code was sometimes waived but that it couldn't be in her case because the head covering was red, according to the complaint."

Planet Fitness has too many non-nonsensical fucking rules for me. WTF. Can't I just pay a monthly fee and be able to work out without someone bothering me about my clothes.