Have you considered being more alarmist simply for the entertainment value?

The Global Times is a tabloid in China that spread the misinformation that COVID19 causes infertility in men. Is it true? Nah. Is it hilarious? I mean, a little? If you just... if you just let yourself embrace the insanity, it’s kind of…

YES. THIS. THANK YOU. HERE, HAVE SOME PANIC CONTENT:

We have a wedding to attend in May in New Orleans. We’re in NYC. We are in full blown panic and it’s a god damn delight. You know what’s really good content for family panic chats? Charts in gif or video forms. Try this:

/sinister laughter

My family has been in full blown panic mode since mid-January before it was cool. My parents bought masks before there was even 1 confirmed case in the U.S. (I know, this is bad, we told them and they forwarded them to medical professionals, the masks are gone now. Well, the medical masks are. They…

Gottlieb. *rolls eyes* I guess I have a follow up question with long, personal context.

Me: I’ll be 32 soon. I’ve called off 2 engagements and an additional near-engagement (marriage was agreed to, timing was not yet determined). The last relationship ended in November when I ended it. He is a smart, funny, loyal,…

That header image is so good. The drama! The lighting! The scowl! 

I hate everything about this. Thank you for introducing me to something I really hate with every fiber of my being. I feel so alive.

I saw Elizabeth Warren’s face over barf bag and almost fainted. Don’t scare me like that! *lights a votive candle in front of an enlarged photo of Warren’s face*

She can birth puppies too?!?!?! I give up. I’ll never be that vagical! 

The video in the blue dress is extremely distressing. I had no idea my vagina was such a useless POS. All this time I’ve been relying on my hands like a fucking rube.

If you wear thongs, your opinions are valid. Your opinions with regard to testicles + thongs specifically are even more valid and useful for people with testicles.

I mostly love living panty-line free and being unrestricted. I also sometimes buy a size up to avoid thongs from digging up and in. Not sure this method…

Neither. I should say I am generalizing with “male feminists” to mean heteronormative cis men who have never worn a thong. I guess in that sense it is performative. Have you, hetero cis straw man, ever felt the pressure to satisfy the male gaze via thongs/bras/bikinis/etc? Have you ever worn one?

I guess if the…

I also have a cottage cheese butt, but I still wear thongs cause I finally FINALLY internalized the ability not to care. The process required tears. It wasn’t easy. FUCK BEAUTY STANDARDS!

I’m feeling really seen by this article. I wear thongs, exactly those seamless stretchy ones, exclusively. I love it. But I don’t share this with my lady friends because I am only friends with feminists (men and women, yes it’s a requirement) and some feminist women (if the men do, zzz) have STRONG FEELINGS about…

I think you’re right re: qualifications, but he is pretty swole. Surely that counts for something!

This is way I am so endeared by Jay Inslee. I’m stanning Warren but I really like Inslee’s 24/7 climate change siren.

Nah, u r wrong. You, like me, should get really into Jay Inslee.

Look, I am Warren all the way. But if Warren suddenly drops out. INSLEE! I find him so effing endearing and earnest and I am here for the climate change siren 24/7.

This is excellent content. No snark, btw! I’ve rewatched this video 345678987654567 times.

Also, native Spanish speaker here, Beto’s accent is better than Booker’s in Spanish, imo. Booker needs to step it up in the Pander Games (I love the Spanish speaking pander, love. it. I know I am being pandered too and I am…

Inspiring.