Yikes, I hope not. I watched Age of Spin and I don’t think that is what he is saying. If so and I am wrong, FUCK OFF, CHAPPELLE.

But I think it was partially a callback to an earlier joke, and also this personal wrestling with the fact that someone who did tangible good is also a fucking horrible rapist. I didn’t see…

Spot on, Rich, spot on. You captured my reaction to Age of Spin. All the glowing reviews have left me a bit baffled. The transphobic stuff in Age of Spin really made me squirm, and I was embarrassed I had asked my bf and a house guest to watch this with me because I “heard good things.” Straight up embarrassed in the…

Good good. Team Cake FTW

I agree. I was with Cartoons when it was up against sneaking out after curfew cause I was an Angel Teen (TM). But making friends by just saying hi? That’s some magic.

*Fry squinting meme* Can’t tell if trolling or...

This:

Welp, our friendship was intense, but brief. *releases you like Scar released Mufasa from the cliffside*

1. Agreed. HATED IT. Though when the narrator described his friend as having a panther-like back, even at 15 I knew it was homoerotic.

2. Your burner name is triggering.

I vote for mouth stuff. Let’s form a political party. Cunnlingus 2020

I agree, mostly because of this year’s March Madness. There are some Jezzies I am ready to start beefing with re: their opinions on raises and oral sex.

I too was team cake. Never forget. Never forgive.

Getting a raise is going to win, calling it now.

Pie is going to win.

Don’t over think it, Jujy. Though I sort of regret voting for flannal pajamas over cannabis. I dunno. I just thought “vapes are dumb” and had a knee jerk reaction, but who am I kidding? I want a do-over button for when I over react to meaningless polls.

*uses a push broom to sweep you back into the sewers where you belong*

Thank you for outing yourself.

*joins the others in stoning you*

It’s for the good of humanity.

Same.

I went with Picky Eater because while I ate all foods, as soon as I could ‘buy my own lunch’ (age 11, big mistake parents) most of my lunches were zebra cakes, honey buns, and sprite.

Do not allow 11 year olds to make decisions, any, is my take away.

Not me, Hachi. I went for the movie star fantasies because I am honest about who I was and who I still am.

I am glad 72% of Jezzies had the Power Wheels Barbie Jammin Jeep Wrangler. Once you’ve had it, it’s no contest. Are you effin’ kidding me? We have a home video on VHS of a tiny me riding that Barbie Jeep inside on Christmas morning and there is no adult experience* that compares to the joy captured in that video.


*NO…

How much would my parents make in this hypothetical scenario?

....How much do I make in this scenario?

tl;dr in whichever scenario I have more money, I am fine

eta: this excises morals and ethics. if we’re coming at this with ethics, then def be a kid. the ignorance is bliss.

I’m in love with your anger. Seriously. Fuck these people.