Agreed. That was the one point I shrieked at him over. Most of the time I just write down his selfish wedding ideas in a book that will be like my love letter to the police when they investigate his disappearance.

Are you sure it’s Jim Webb. All this time (past two days) I s2g I thought it was Tim Webb. Imagine my embarrassment when I write in Tim Webb’s name for President of the PTA at the next meeting. Thanks, Anna, helped me dodge a bullet.

Kitchen timer is a nice touch. Good Pavlovian conditioning for her future of standing up to attention when cakes/turkey/whatever is done.

Yea my family only does crazy drinking and dancing events for everything. Even baptisms.

That sounds fun! My post-wedding event will be a girl-bonding exercise where me and my five closest gal pals bury my husband’s body and clean up the crime scene. I’m thinking we’ll all shoot at him so we’ll never know for sure whose bullet did the killing and share equally in the blame (and maybe guilt? Have to wait…

Your pain is my pain.

Then I have my mother planning in accordance with her fantasy where she brags to friends and distance family about how much things cost. She’s a keeping up with the Jones’s type. I want to skip the fancy paper invitations everyone throws away, and skip the bridal shower (my fiance and I already…

At least my maid of honor is great.
“I think it may be easier to elope.”
“I support you.”
Amazing

I’m not even reading the article because the headline has triggered me. Between Groomzilla and Mom-of-the-bridezilla, I’m seriously considering eloping.

I am sure this article goes on to explain reasonable men making sure that their wedding expresses their love and their personalities too, and their family traditions…

he and jesus

Is this the new thing? Being wrong about things? “Fall is bad” wow “Lucky charms is bad” wow.
I mean whatever. You’re only hurting your future career prospects. You can never run for President now. This is a skeleton in your closet the media will not ignore.
You shot yourself in the face hoping it’ll make you look…

The weirdest thing about that Ellen clip is that they’re talking like anyone gives a shit about Justin Aniston.

Or checking out the reptilian exhibit’s custodian’s VNB.

Pictured: Westlake, Davies, and Sanders.

Johnny Depp and Amber Rose have an each other problem.

Jobs was pretty roundly considered to be the cinematic equivalent of a disappointing blow job

And you have to be an apple user. Testflight isn’t available for android. YOUR LOSS, PEEPLE. I’M A 5/5 STAR CATCH.

Kody is the name of the Kardashian sister wife.

Bravo

Then you would have missed out on the most interesting party dynamic in the history of ever. All the guests kept trying to find secret corners to talk shit about the gift-grabbing tactic AT the baby shower. It was just... beautiful.

The shower was also BYOB, catered by the grandma-to-be, and in their home. Which is fine for normal people celebrating the arrival of their child. Side-eye worthy for money grabbing gift czars who then spend no $$ on you.