I hate hate hate hate HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE when the right uses the million man march and MLK to squash protest. "Look at this one instance where things didn't turn bloody, and ignore all the blood that led up to that march, and the fact that MLK was assassinated afterwards. Just be peaceful. It worked for…

And being nice to your enemies doesn't woo them into cooperation anyway! See: Obama. So she might as well roar, and see what happens. Especially if she gets enough left-leaning citizens to roar with her.

He is trying. I like Buffet for the most part, and frankly I don't find this opinion of his "disturbing," just ill-advised. But I mean, this is a constant debate in all movements. People on the same team split hairs about tone and how to package the message and how to negotiate and what to ask for. I think Buffet…

"I think the whole nature of governing is, particularly when we've got divided government like we've got now is, you end up with bills that each side doesn't like but they like it better than doing nothing."

Oh yea? Well I don't see even eyes. Or rolls.

I've had people on here argue with me that women aren't physically smaller than men by nature, they're just not raised to be as big/strong.

Yea, I hear you. I think a lot of women are resistant to the "evo psychology" side of things because it's almost always used when explaining away men's shitty behavior towards women. So there is this fear that if we say "well ok maybe evo psych. is one part of it in a vast web of complicated reasons" a lot of douchey…

There is no way to salvage a joke that is saying "Women, you should feel lucky you aren't being raped even more savagely than you currently are. AND THAT'S IT FOR ME! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE! GOOD NIGHT FOLKS!"

O.O;; That duck "joke" though... It's the crucible of my nightmares tonight.

Most agents, I know more about the program than they do. I have to guide them through it in order to look up an IP. You don't need to be megamind, basically. That's the entire point of what I'm talking about. You can be retarded to do it.

Je suis Malia Obama.

4real.

This doesn't surprise me. The Old Testament God is very mean-spirited.

That is a very good reason! Second only to my need for double the gifts.

Clearly you don't love receiving cyclically forced gifts. #Stranger #AreYouEvenHuman? #YouDon'tPassTheTuringTest

Proposals: whatever, you crazy kids.

Weddings: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!?!

1. You are robbing yourself of two distinct love-or-stressed filled days a year.
2. It's expensive as all the fucks plus more

ETA: A Valetine's wedding is like a December birthday you willingly chose. Why would you do that?

Sometimes, being nice to disgruntled waiters has its perks too. My parents are generous tippers and live in the NYC metro area. They have a few haunts and are recognized by the waitstaff. My mom is a charmer. It's impossible, as in against the Laws of Physics, to meet her and not be immediately taken.

When I correct people I like to pretend that they are doing so out of some common misconception (it isn't a common misconception, but it's just better this way) that I had too believed, until, like, just the other day, man. Now I am passing on my recent insider knowledge.

"Oh, shit, I think we need to tip more. I…

My boyfriend is English. Everytime we're in the US and eat out, he goes through the Typical Foreigned Arguments Against Tipping. He still tips, because he understands my arguments and know it's the right thing to do, but is still scandalized by the whole thing. Normally it isn't an issue, because service is great and…

How come they're not tiny, despite being in front of the GQ/Giorgio logo?