BethanySpeaks
Bethany
BethanySpeaks

I am going to speak with some authority here because pictured above is my (real) first car, Betsy, a 1988 Mercury Tracer. To this day, if you mention Betsy, my now 70-year-old father will grimace, then start shaking his head and talk about the blue 1986 Dodge Omni that we should have purchased instead of this wolf in

Not so much defensive as tired of it being ripped on and then people drive it and are all “WHAAAT?” I think it points to one of the most annoying things in the car community, which is hating on a car for no reason. Unless it’s a Kia.

So hilarious that this comes up today, the second anniversary of an emergency purchase of a car after Lumisaade Saab pooped oil out her exhaust and all over the front of Winston the Jaguar.

First of all WHAAAAT! I drive by Waunakee every day and had no idea this existed, The place everybody around here seems to be aware of is Ring Brothers, another great company out of Spring Green, I think.

woodski gets it.

OH BABY JESUS LORD ALMIGHTY. I think we have found the one person, probably blind, most definitely touched in the head, that thinks the MSR looks like crap, is slow, and is too loud. Are you kidding me? Are you seriously kidding me? Like, this is a joke, right?

I wish you would go away. You obviously have no clue what the hell you are talking about. Please, tell me the name of your crack dealer so I can get your supply cut off. Too loud? A RACE CAR IS TOO LOUD? ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?

NP every day of the week and twice on Sunday!

I was driving home from work one evening in my beloved Suvi Saab. I had a 45-mile commute and was in the home stretch. My exit was within a mile. The speed limit was 60 mph, and of course, I was going 69. Traffic was light, because I live 45 minutes away from anything remotely considered a city (I mean, really...

Oh no. This makes me terribly sad. This is supposed to happen to Ferraris, not my beloved Jaaaags!

First off, it's not cool to damage the cars of others. There should be a website called Note On The Windshield where you can print out all sorts of stuff and then stick it under people's wipers, like the forms on youparklikeanasshole.com.

Wowie wow wow wow! Thanks so much for sharing, Jason! This makes me happy beyond all happiness!

Stef,

I know Jstas does not need anybody coming to defend him, as he can do it perfectly well on his own, but I'm here to say that he just might be the smartest person I know, and I've met a lot of people. He cuts right through the bs and lets you know what's up. The other thing is that if he does not know what's up,

Re: Saab 900 and bitter professor. What about a Saab 93 vert? What about 96 xj6? What about that, huh? Also, I WISH I was a bitter professor. Also, Saab 93 vert should be: Glutton for punishment that has engine that runs perfectly, but nothing else on car works. Also, Jaguar xj6 should be Super smart person

This. Every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

Those suede pumps are totes adorbs and dayum... that suit is bespoke.