THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE THE WORLD HAS NE'ER KNOWN SUCH WISDOM BEFORE

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

I'm sorry, but lacking any bullshit moralizing about Puig being too emotional or demonstrative I don't see how this is relevant to the sports landscape.

23 cents? If you're white maybe. I'm a black bitch. They take away 47. Go home ariel, you ain't about that life. You know who is though? Tiana.

In my opinion, "Thin-shaming" falls under the same category as misandry and reverse-racism. It's not to say that it doesn't happen or that it doesn't exist, but what people need to realize is that when you come from the perspective of the privileged class, there's a huge difference in (pardon the pun) weight being…

This reminds me of when white people say stupid shit like "why isn't there a white history month" or "why can't there be white pride parades" or talk about that one time a poc was mean to them. Just another example of ignoring your privilege.

Coincidentally she's been witnessing more and more car accidents ever since she started recording Vines from her cell phone while driving.

So many unknowns with this story. Either this disproves the existence of a higher being, or that higher being might just be a terrible driver. We may never know.

I WANT TO SEE VIDEO OF LUPO WINDSOR AND SUNNY OBAMA SHARING A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI IN AN ALLEY…

You seem dumb.

A referee supervised the fights as concessionaires sold beer and food

Despite being part of a royal family, she always wanted to be a Disney princess. Sadly, she didn't quite grasp what it meant to be plucky.

Aww! Lil buddy!

I had doubts about this movie's authenticity, but after it pretended his daughter didn't exist I stood up and clapped. Utterly true to the source material.

The IOC has issued this helpful list of steps you can take to make your voice heard on this issue:

In other news, Jackie then vowed to spend the rest of his life searching for "the real biter."

Exercising his right to a quick and speedy trial, Jackie was able to catch the prosecution unprepared when they didn't realize that 52 days constituted a year's delay in the case.

Yes, because be considerate and compassionate is always a dick move.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE?! BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE?!
[repeat 81 times while masturbating to a picture of Bill O'Reilly.]

confession: it's not your subconscious. it's me. every time. I MOVED IT, OKAY?!